Shmoitz

The term "Shmoitz" is actually a condition of bacteria cell growth on lumber. It is typically black or green with little to only a few ways to remove it.

For example, "Sam, we have to remove these shmoitz pronto!"

by Chaddahoochie May 11, 2018

shtoltz

A Jewish term for clout which can be used as a noun, verb or adjective.

Moishy: Yo Dovid can I hit your Juul for the boys?
Dovid: *ignores Moishy*
Moishy and his friends together: shtoltzzz
OR
Shloimy: You wanna pull up to Menachem's send tonight? I hear it's going to be a banger.
Yossi: I don't know man, Menachem is mad shtoltzy.

by ehrliche bochur March 26, 2020

dick schmoltz

the largest form of asshole, douche bag, cocksucker, or piece of shit that can be described. originated and most commonly used in south jersey

"Hitler was the definition of a dick schmoltz"

by shit yeah December 31, 2008

Shmolts

Some type of foreign object, food particle, or dry spit etc. that can be found around areas of the body that it does not belong on. Preferably around the corner of your lips and eyes. The face is the main part where Shmolts is found.

Um hey you have some Shmolts on the corner of your lips.

by J and B Shmolts Inc. August 11, 2008

schmoltz

1. Any unknown or unusual substance, found in uncommon areas. 2. Substitute for expclicit or inappropriate words. 3. Used to describe state of being.
schmoltzed schmoltzy Schmoltzified Deschmoltztified

1. "You have a little schmoltz hanging from your chin."
2. "Your full of schmoltz!" or " That guy had some good schmoltz."
3. "I was really schmoltzed up last night."

by Bee Time May 20, 2008

shmoitz

They are the little elves that are pinching your cheeks up when you laugh very hard.

Jenni was laughing so hard that she got the shmoitz.

by jrpigz May 1, 2009

Shmoltinator

A rare species who goes by the human name colt, known for taking it all the way down to brown town to the point where organs will be blown our of the anal cavity, may cause rectal trauma in severe cases

Who painted my toilet this nice fucking oak brown? Must've been the shmoltinator

by Tal turner October 2, 2017