Originates from the word shmeat.
A delicious tasting coffee that has been stirred when a males penis. Usually drank on the morning after a long night of work, by elderly women.
A delicious tasting coffee that has been stirred when a males penis. Usually drank on the morning after a long night of work, by elderly women.
Hey guys i am kind of thirsty, want to go get me coffee?
Here you go Harriet, have a nice warm shmoffee.
Here you go Harriet, have a nice warm shmoffee.
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SHMORT: The rejuvenating feeling one gets from others or individuals after a conversation, connection, musical set or arrangement, visual performance, laugh or anything truly uplifting to your spirit or higher self. When your love tank is refilled by even a single word or gesture. Heartfelt electricity amongst people. Example: '2 people giving each other support in a twitch DJ CHAT when you are on the other side of the planet'.
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SHMORT: The rejuvenating feeling one gets from others or individuals after a conversation, connection, musical set or arrangement, visual performance, laugh or anything truly uplifting to your spirit or higher self. When your love tank is refilled by even a single word or gesture. Heartfelt electricity amongst people. Example: '2 people giving each other support in a twitch DJ CHAT when you are on the other side of the planet'.
We are taking back thie negative definition posted here and making it positive. Cant stop us.
by anonymous July 20, 2021
Get the Shmort mug.1. An idiot; generally: a person who is always wasting your time with their stupid, unattentive and redundant (i.e. repetitious) questions
2. An expletive relating to something banal, pathetic, or without consequence. Used similary to "Joe Shmo".
The word is formed by the condensation of "schmuck" (Yiddish for "dick") and "smote" (English for the past participle of the verb "to smite").
2. An expletive relating to something banal, pathetic, or without consequence. Used similary to "Joe Shmo".
The word is formed by the condensation of "schmuck" (Yiddish for "dick") and "smote" (English for the past participle of the verb "to smite").
1. C.C. keeps coming over here to bother me with her nagging, "I'm going to ride your ass" questions. I wish I didn't work with such a shmote.
3. Let's say one client company, Shmote Investment Firm A, wanted to implement this functionality.
3. Let's say one client company, Shmote Investment Firm A, wanted to implement this functionality.
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A female specific word for Shmoe.
A term of friendly endearment.
A playful insult.
Pronounced Shh-moe-et
A female specific word for Shmoe.
A term of friendly endearment.
A playful insult.
Pronounced Shh-moe-et
Phone call:
A: Hello?
B: Hey hun, pass the phone to the Shmoette please?
A: Shmoette! Phone!
C: 'Sup Shmoe?
A: Hello?
B: Hey hun, pass the phone to the Shmoette please?
A: Shmoette! Phone!
C: 'Sup Shmoe?
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