Shitzam

When you turn out what feels like an incredibly large bowel movement and when you look down the toilet it has miraculously disappeared.

Bro my shit just dissapeared on me this morning.
like shitzam and it was gone.

by Pirateunderground June 8, 2017

shmizalfomizal

Europeans trying to be ghetto
Or...
Ghettos trying to be Europeans

Yo home dawg, that french dude is such a shmizalfomizal.

Don't hate on my butt, i'm ghetto and trying to be european. I'm so shmizalfomizal.

by John McWhite December 29, 2003

Shnitzal

A word that is mainly used for surprise, and its also a placeholder for just about any cuss word (damn, shit, fuck, etc).

What the shnitzal are you talking about?
or
Ahh shnitzal I forgot my books at school!

by leilanibear January 20, 2009

Shitza

A way of expressing anger after getting {pwned} online right before you are going to score a point. Usually occurs in {CTF} right before you are about to capture the flag.

Me: SHITZA! I just got pwned by some lucky {noob} right before I was about to score!
Noob: HAHA I WIN!
Me: {STFU}

by SoniKlos June 23, 2010

Shmitz

The art of inserting ice-cubes rectally then penetrating with the penis. After the penis is extracted, the ice cubes are "forced" out and then examined.

In some instances, they re picked up and handled, though this varies, depending on the persons taste.

I wanted to see if she was lying about being clean up there, so I decided to test it out by giving her a shmitz

by Enriad March 4, 2011

Shvitza

The genitalia of someone of Jewish descent.

"Her penny pinching got me so hard I had to whip out my shvitza."

by The Jinger August 18, 2009

Chichen Shitza

Uncontrolled bowel movements caused by sampling local food and drink in the Yucatan Peninsula of Mexico.

"Hey man, we gotta head back to the hotel. Those chicken tacos aren't doing me right. I need to take a massive Chichen Shitza."

by Rob Azarcon June 11, 2008