shmidget

A nasty little troll human that's gender cannot be determined by the naked eye. It is mandated by human law that they wear diapers to protect others from the unknown. They also must must register with the county and put signs in their front yard notifying the neighborhood that a shmidget lives there.

Old guy in the neighborhood: "HEY!! WAIT DON'T GO IN THERE!! Cant you read the sign?"
New guy in the neighborhood: "What sign?"
Old guy in the neighborhood: "The 'BEWARE OF SHMIDGET' sign out front. Its just too risky.
Old guy in the neighborhood: But this is my house.

by star bar December 8, 2011

Shmigella

Used as an expression to describe any complete idea, thing or process.

I don't buy into the whole shmigella.

by RaineyZ54 January 12, 2012

smidgeon

a small amount of something, used in cooking, mechanics, etc.

er boy! jus slap a smidgeon of that dang ol' right stuff on that surface and call it good.

by blockbfiend April 2, 2008

Smidgelit

An adjective describing a small amount or a little bit of something.

Example 1)
(Girl 1) - Did it hurt when you got your wisdom teeth removed?"

(Girl 2) - Just a smidgelit

Example 2)
(Student 1) - Did we have a lot of homework last night?

(Student 2) - Only a smidgelit

by shuddap.in.ya.face May 11, 2010

smidget

a short person, but not quite a midget; a 'smidge' of a midget

Debbie's new boyfriend, Ed is a smidget, he is only 4'5".

by the speech team October 2, 2007

Smidget

A small bit of something.

Sometimes, I like to add a smidget of sugar in my tea.

by LaLaLambchop28 October 7, 2008

a smidge of midgets

a grouping of midgets (more than two in one physical/geographical place). An alternative to (a ponder of midgets).

I was out at the bar and in walked a smidge of midgets.

by azalea May 13, 2005