An event in which someone will stop doing anything because they need to drop a deuce within the next 30 seconds whether they're ready or not.
PERSON 1: "Why did Ron jump off the mechanical bull so quickly and waddle over to the bathroom?"
PERSON 2: "Those street tacos he ate earlier in Tijuana gave him a shimergency."
PERSON 2: "Those street tacos he ate earlier in Tijuana gave him a shimergency."
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Sorry. To be used when sorry has been banned from conversation. A silly way of apologising for something that has been done which isnt that serious.
'oops, schmergen.' - after hitting someone accidentally.
'no saying sorry anymore.' 'okay, schmergen' (followed by a cheeky smile works well)
'no saying sorry anymore.' 'okay, schmergen' (followed by a cheeky smile works well)
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