Shatsturbating

The act of pooping, whilst, simultaneously, masturbating. This act is best accomplished on a toilet, or toilet-esque surface.

"I ate a lot of beans, and then I shatsturbated!"

Larry: "Wow, Turner, what's that smell coming from the bathroom? It smells of quando and poopy."
Turner: "Don't blame a brothah for shatsturbating. It's natchrill."

by Jason Brown Bear January 13, 2008

Shitsturbating

When you're jerking off on the toilet before a shower but flush it before you get in the shower so your family thinks you were shitting

Yesterday I was shitsturbating but I forgot to flush... Now my family totally knows I was wacking it.

by Shitsturbator69 December 10, 2018

Smashturbating

verb mas-ter-bey-shuhn
Masturbating whilst exposed to gamma radiation. See also: Smashturbation

I was trying to replicate the Captain America's serum and was exposed to extreme gamma radiation, so I started smashturbating to feel better.

by hiitsgabs August 22, 2023

shassturbating

The act of vigorously inserting your thumb into and out of your rectum while masturbating in the shower.

Chris blew his load everywhere when he was shassturbating this morning.

by Mytinylittlehand May 7, 2017

Smashturbating

Smashturbating is the verb of taking the hulk hands and then ravaging the midsection

(Got the definition from deadpool vs wolverine)

Ever since Wade got the hulk hands for Christmas I keep accidentally walking on him smashturbating.

by JrTp3rm December 3, 2024

Shlashturbating

Masturbating while wearing Freddie Krueger glove

Shlashturbating is fun

by SporkyBorky January 3, 2025