adj. a combination of flirty and slutty referring to the extreme state of being flirty, affectionate, and immodest when drunk. Often characterized by hugging/kissing when the victim has sent out no vibes or invitations to do so, as a person in this state is filled with remarkable self confidence and believes that anyone, regardless of sexual orientation, would be honored by his/her touch. In some cases can be found endearing, but others may find it annoying or offensive.
girl 1: (in a slight state of shock) "Um, so she def just kissed me on the mouth."
girl 2: "Oh, don't mind her, she's just slurty."
girl 2: "Oh, don't mind her, she's just slurty."
by Lucy-Loo June 19, 2011
Get the slurty mug.A smosh ship that is sailing to this day. The shourtney ship is a mix of Shyane Topp and Courtney Miller. They are a very good team and they have been working on the channel since as long as I could remember. Many people ship it and so do I!! Although they aren't really together, we would like for them to be.
Shayne: your my Favorite pizza placeeeeee
Courtney: your dumb!!!
Me: Yeah I definitely ship Shourtney
Courtney: your dumb!!!
Me: Yeah I definitely ship Shourtney
by Smoshisthebest July 24, 2019
Get the Shourtney mug.Inventor of the “shirts vs skins” competition concept. Created after several hilarious mishaps with passing the ball to the wrong team.
“Hey Pax I don’t reminder who is on our team”
“It’s all the guys with their shirts off bro, thanks to Salvatore Shurtzverscins”
“It’s all the guys with their shirts off bro, thanks to Salvatore Shurtzverscins”
by Big jenk July 6, 2021
Get the Salvatore Shurtzverscins mug.1. A person places his/her mouth on a penis, and the subsequent sucking of said penis until the point of no return.
2. Blowjob
2. Blowjob
"Hey man, I heard Matt had a good time last night."
"Yeah dude, he definitely got a shlurpie from Megan."
"Yeah dude, he definitely got a shlurpie from Megan."
by Sperman Herman January 27, 2012
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worthy of confidence, reliabilty
made by 2 sophmores @ DV(Glendale) during chemistry honors class!
Could be said with a rapper's slang.
Made by 2 kids Justin B. n Jeff A.
worthy of confidence, reliabilty
made by 2 sophmores @ DV(Glendale) during chemistry honors class!
Could be said with a rapper's slang.
Made by 2 kids Justin B. n Jeff A.
by FIlipino Jeff August 27, 2009
Get the for shurtain mug.When, at the completion of intercourse, the male party attempts to arise to dispose of semen on his torso, the female counterpart then, without warning, abruptly begins aggressively licking off sed liquid as a means of cleaning up.
White College Basketball Wash-Up: "Oh shit I just came. My bad, I usually last more than just forty-five seconds. I'm normally more of a half-hour sex-haver."
~Proceeds to get up and look for a towel~
Thot: "Stop! Let me give you The Sharma Shlurp!"
~Proceeds to get up and look for a towel~
Thot: "Stop! Let me give you The Sharma Shlurp!"
by Blooodles69 May 9, 2022
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