slotch whore

A girl who likes to be creampied while rubbing garbage on herself

That girl loves to be slotchy

Marc Hankey is such a dirty slotch whore

by i live in a well on the moon May 4, 2016

splotchy

When a girl's makeup runs after she's been crying, this is the word to describe all the nasty smearing and raccoon eyes.

(girl crying and wiping her tears)
"Ugh!! My face is all splotchy"

by Captain Jack's September 16, 2008

imma shootchoo

A warning, generally said in a low whisper and accompanied by a fingergun, that should be used in place of the brandishing of an actual firearm.

Why you lookin' at me, Lo? Imma shootchoo if you don't quit, son.

by J. Azam March 28, 2007

Shlonched

To be heavily under the influence of Alcohol and or Substance. Coming to the point of being unconscious.

Holy shit!! Your fucking Schlonched.

Skillo was Shlonched last night he killed that Crown bottle.

by Yockie July 28, 2019

Slotch

Noun: Slutty crotch

Get off my boyfriend, you slotch (followed by punch)

by Sancho April 28, 2003

Cum Splotch

A splotch of cum or cum-like substance.

Guy 1: Dude, what is that on your shirt?
Guy 2: My friend rubbed a glob of my deoderant on me.
Guy 1: You've got a cum splotch!

by Ambrosiatic February 24, 2009

Slotch

A slut-whore-bitch.

Today Lizzy came up to me talking about how she's now fucked every male in the school. Then she insulted my outfit. What a fucking slotch.

by TheBestOPEVER January 2, 2012