Schlongsicle

Getting a boner in freezing cold environments.

Bob: "It's snowing today and I popped a schlongsicle when this hot chick sat next to me."

Ted: "You need to get laid."

by Satan's Clown Car May 28, 2010

Shlongker

Shlongker is a term used for anything, but mostly an object.

Pass me the Shlongker. Nice Shlongker. Can you do the Shlongker for me

by Vivien Williams September 14, 2020

gay day shlongs

A gay bar that has jizz filled summer sausages that is yummy for my tummy and it filles it quickly

Brandon Loves hot dogs with jizz from gay day shlongs

by Gay Day Shlongs December 20, 2016

shlongsicle

cock ice cream or lollie pop

you always suck shlongsicle

by Desron September 18, 2006

shlonsky

of or referring to a dork or someone who does or says something stupid.

Dang, my buddy nick totally messed up with that cute girl. He is such a shlonsky

by Gregory May 20, 2004

Schlongscicle

When a man walks outside on a frigid night, and his dick becomes so cold that it freezes. It was first discovered by Tenzing Norgay when he climbed Mt. Everest.

Wooo! Dan do not go outside unless you want to get a schlongscicle!

by Shlongscicle February 9, 2021

Shlonking

The act of smoking, eating, or otherwise consuming low to mid-grade marijuana.

"Matt's over there shlonking mid again. Payday must not have come yet."

by Scientia_Dei January 30, 2022