Shloimy

An amazing human, loves money and enjoying life

Sometimes I wish I was a shloimy

by Youknowwho420 October 15, 2019

Shlovi

A sexual act in which a male defecates all over the fucking floor and rubs the shit in with his dick.

Essentially taking a shit and rubbing it all over your genitalia.

Oh yes baby give me that shlovi

by ShloviMaster June 1, 2017

Shlomit

GMILF. extremely overqualified high school biology teacher. winner of fuck, marry, kill: teacher edition. lululemon addiction. "if you yawn you'll never get a boyfriend" but she's already turned you lesbian. want to be locked in the science lab supply closet with her. subject of 5 deleted fanfic drafts. looks like every gay's butch lesbian drill sergeant fantasy but married to a guy. cat lady. makeup slays.

the canyon lesbians are simping over shlomit again
WTF shlomit is older than my parents

by thebestfrenchfries January 22, 2023

Vince Shlomi

Mortal enemy Billy Mays, hookers and all that is good and decent
Sells the shitty Shamwow! and has grand delusions of being funny. He is to Billy Mays what the Joker is to Batman, only less funny and more creepy.
Disowned by his older brother, Fire Marshall Bill

Why did God take away Billy Mays, but leave this asshole Vince Shlomi?

The wrong kid died!

by Echo Boomer89 July 10, 2009

Shloink

Originally a sound effect, eventually became a word that could mean anything.

I dropped my spaghetti on the floor and it was like “shloink”. Then I shloinked over to Susan and cried for like 4 shloinking hours.

by Shloinkydoo December 18, 2018

Shlomi

a very cool dude with pretty green eyes

Shlomi is very cool

by amyz_o February 21, 2021

shoji

A type of tri-folded wooden screen with wooden dividers that are either diagonal, horizontal or both that is backed with rice paper or a thin white fabric. Originated in Japan it has seen many other styles as it has become westernized.

I bought a really cute shoji screen from IKEA, I'm going to use it to cover the air conditioner unit in my apartment.

by Jessica April 21, 2005