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shling-a-flong-a-ploomp-ploomp 

mmmm that was shling-a-flong-a-ploomp-ploomp tastic. yeeeeeah

shling shlong 

willy, penis, dick, cock, nob, etc.
"don't be a ding dong, cover your shling shlong!" said jeff.
shling shlong by WILLY LOVER! January 1, 2008

Shling Shlong 

Someone who bullies someone else and injures them
Finally took care of those shling shlongs they were hurting me

Shling along

Slang term for slinging penises along.
Guess what! I had some tasty shling along this weekend. He can really pound it!
Shling along by Sickygnargnar January 4, 2022

Acting the Shling 

Acting the Shling
To act like a fool.
Similar to "acting the mickey"
Clare was really acting the Shling when she saw Shawn.
Acting the Shling by Shling May 11, 2008