Shlerd

A unique mixture of shit, vomit and cum. Often with a hint of piss.

Timmy: "Mom I "shlerded" in my pants again.
Mom: "Don't worry I'll clean it all up, AGAIN."

by Shlerdman August 12, 2017

Splergio

A Splergio is a man who is so good at sex that he can make a girl cum within 1 minute of sex. She will splurg all over the place, and the man will lay down satisfied, covered in bodily fluid, knowing that he is a Splergio.

Lina: Did you have sex with John the other night?
Sara: If you could call it that! I only lasted 40 seconds, he's such a Splergio.

by contactonthesmash44 November 27, 2017

Shleig

Mad bitch

Wow shleig is a mad bitch

by Mmmm yep June 1, 2020

shlerminate

When one or more men cum in a women's hair, and use the cum as gel to style/spike the women's hair into a mohawk

Adam : Hey, I heard Kevin's Mom got a mohawk?
Brett: No, that was just me shlerminating her hair into a shlermhawk.
Kevin: Fuck you guys, You don't know how to shlerminate!

by BrettPes October 22, 2008

Sclergy

To be moist with gravy

Ex.
My pants became sclergy when my wife scared the gravy boat off my lap.

by Crack-attack-mack March 21, 2019

Shlerm

When a person is blinded by a flashlight or bright light from another person.

Get shlermed *bright light emerges from flashlight*

by 49about January 20, 2021

Splerg

Meaning to ejaculate

Dude, last night i accidently splerged all over my sheets.

by Jheilman July 3, 2005