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the shizznit

The modern-day equivalent of "the bees knees". Absolutely the best. Derived from Southern California slang, by way of Snoop Dogg.
Damn, Dude, that sack you hooked me up with was the shizznit!
by Cap'n Sweaty! October 9, 2003
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Kinky Shizznit

A three some of awesome people, usually a boy and 2 girls, these are people whos lifes are evovled around a string of embarresments which is then followed through by telling people about these embarresments.
Also, a group of 3, who don't give a fuck, stick together, and are sexually in-appropriate, if you are a geek, we are the people who you call "weird". We are the people you say are "going to end up being prostitutes since you don't concentrate on you studies!".
Furthermore, Kinky Shizznits are under-aged drinkers who use the word "WOW!" extensively to potray certain thoughts about something or someone, don't fuck with them, or they will fuck you.
In the ass.
Yes.
You.
In the ass.
Without a condom.
Nasty Shit.
BUM NUGGET!
Boy 1: "DUDE WE ARE SO FUCKING KINKY SHIZZNITS!"
Girl 2: "HELL YEA! STOP RAPING ME AGAIN!"
Girl 3: "NO NO DRAMA NO NO NO DRAMA!"
Boy 1: "SHUT UP AND MOAN BITCH!"
Girl 2: "NO RAPE FOR YOU TOMMOROW!"
Boy 1: "THATS WHAT YOU SAID YESTERDAY!"
Girl 3: "WHY GOD WHYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!"


Heres examples of things kinky shizznits would say;

"YOU GOT ALOT OF NERVE"
"You have spanked me so hard that my capilleries are starting to show"
"LIKE A HAIRY MILLITARY CROATIAN WOMAN!"
"I'd Better teach you some respect!"
"I work women"
"Wow"
by All Nautral - ARGH January 5, 2009
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the shizznit

by Keile February 7, 2004
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pimp shizznit

1) "good shit"
2) better than "shizznit"

shizz, shizznit
Dude, JBoss caching is the pimp shizznit!!

No buddy, that is the PIMP shizznit! Now let's get tore up!
by Matt "BigSteve" Friesen January 26, 2005
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shiznittlebamsnipsnap

Really good weed, first used by Dave Chapelle in Half Baked
This weed was the shiznittlebamsnipsnap
by bostonsucks817 May 17, 2007
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shiznit

shortened term for "that is the shit, isn't it ?"
by mierda March 18, 2003
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the shiznit

1.something really cool.2.used to express joy in something/someone.3.to express that something is really or very good.
1. Yo man this rollercoaster in the shiznit!
2. Dang i can't believe you stood up to that bully! you're the shiznit!
3. This pizza is the shiznit.

see also the shit.
by Jane_Doe_88 May 25, 2006
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