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Shit wind 

When someone farts infront of the fan
Did you have to do that right infront of the fan? You just hit me with shit wind...
Shit wind by Oopsjaydiditagain June 27, 2021

shitindoodle 

1.An appropriate swear word for one who is extremely girly.

2.Also, appropriate when trying to sound innocent while simultaneously swearing because of some misfortune.

This phrase is better when said loudly in a public place, so that one can laugh at the fact that shitindoodle was just said with their friends.

This phrase is usually preceded by a pause so that one can consciously become aware of the misfortune that just occurred.

The main reason that this phrase is so funny is because it is such a stupid thing to say!

Saying this phrase can also be used as a distraction when you are trying to avoid something like, remembering that you owe someone money. Simply say the word and the conversation will go off on a tangent that will allow, for example, your friend who you owe money, to forget about that money momentarily.
ex. person1- "hey weren't you suppose to pay me back for last Friday?"

person2-". . .pause. . . (crap hes right! I do owe him money!) Shitindoodle!"

person1- " What the hell did you just say?"

person2- "shitindoodle, why?"

*The conversation will now most likely not return to the money that person2 oes person1

Shitwinds 

This is often used when the conversation is far from the truth and all the facts are disregarded. Shitwinds blow hardest in jealous rage.
The Shitwinds are blowing hard tonight, you are listening to someone defaming or disrespecting something or someone.
Shitwinds by LittleBirdy April 28, 2013

Shit Wind 

a person who is over shadowed by everyone and always tooken as granted by ignoring, never noticing, not caring what their doing or saying.
random person: wow no one cares what johnny is always talking about. What a shit wind
Shit Wind by awsomeqman25 August 17, 2011

Shitminded 

The state of being extremely stoned. Equivalent to the term "shitfaced" but when high instead of drunk.
I smoked 4 grams weed alone that day and got completely shitminded.
Shitminded by TheBEAST205 January 29, 2009

shitwinder

A colloquialism for toilet paper used almost exclusively by men of the blue collar persuasion. The word enjoyed widespread use in Southeastern Ontario during the latter half of the 20th century, before being systematically suppressed in the late 1990's and early 2000's by the emerging Politically Correct movement. It can, however, still be heard from time to time in public bathrooms around the greater Kingston Ontario area, usually uttered in a gruff tone of voice.
Hey bud, you got any shitwinder in that stall? Some asswipe used it all up over here.
shitwinder by Assmosis May 6, 2016