shitkicker

1. A farmer

2. (pl.)A pair of heavy boots.

I had to scrape off my shitkickers before I walked into the house.

by tradesman April 3, 2003

shitlickmcfucker

When parents bring their kid to McDonald's and their kid shits all over the playground.

Kid: *shits*
Mom: "you stupid shitlickmcfucker"

by gidddy January 30, 2021

Asshole Shitkick

kicking one directly in the asshole stunning the asshole loosening it and shit is released

oh i totally just Asshole Shitkicked john yesterday, it was fucking gross

I Asshole Shitkicked the fire mage and it was super effective

by i love to asshole shitkick September 11, 2011

shitwich

1. an idiotic person. 2. As the name implies, a sandwich made of SHIT.

Ryan is such a shitwich.

by Matt October 27, 2003

Shitdickonmytits

Can describe something of complete awesomness.

Can Also be a feeling when experiencing something amazing.

Phil: Jerry just threw a unicorn at the sky and it rained pizza!
Bob: HOLY SHITDICKONMYTITS!!!

Jerry: I just threw that unicorn into the sky and i jusst want to shitdickonmytits!!

by Jeffery Ralnbows December 26, 2010

shitwink

A mentally impaired, transcendentally abrasive and pusillanimous white male of college age. Frequently intoxicated, boisterous and devoid of all social graces, a shitwink commonly (though not invariably) sports birdshit hair: that is, a heavily gelled, purposefully mussed coiffure, à la mode moderne. His physiognomy is distinctive: dull, vacant eyes coupled with a perpetual, rodentine snarl. In general bearing, his countenance has been likened to that of an "oily child molester" or a "closeted, men's room-haunting frot." His repertoire of vocalizations is limited; moreover, he is seldom heard unless in the presence of other shitwinks, in whose company he freely uses such standard calls as "beer me," "wooo yeah," and "aight." Nocturnal rounds of bestial yelping are also reported--apparently intended as a territorial "warning" to non-shitwinks. Beyond issuing social and territorial vocalizations, the shitwink's time is chiefly invested in the following three activities: 1.) imbibing alcohol; 2.) harassing his peaceable neighbors (an activity pursued only from within the safety of a shitpack and often under cover of darkness); and 3.) lording it over his shitbitch. When alone and exposed to daylight they are timid, quavering creatures. Commonly abbreviated "wink." Cf. "Shitneck"

"Hey, Bill, ain't that a shitwink?"

"Yeah, Melchizedek, that fellow is a shitwink."

"Please hand me that blade, Bill."

"Why, Mechizedek?"

"I'm gonna shank that facking 'wink!"

"Oh! Oh! May I please narc him with this rusty, jagged shiv--by way of a coup de grace?"

"Yes, you may, Bill."

by Big Butter and Eggs Man (From Waaaay Out in da West) November 11, 2005

shitkicker dog

tiny dogs that just bark and bark and smell and do nothing else

god i hate her dog
is it a shitkicker dog
yeah it is

by Astroisangry November 8, 2020