Shiteagles

A word used to describe large flocks of irritating seagulls

Me: Do you want to have a piece of pie?
(Seagull attacks)
Me: Piss off you shiteagles.

by Hungry Man with no Pie July 20, 2011

shitweasel

An alien parasite that grows in the bowels, causes massive amounts of gas that smells like rotten bananas, and eventually eats its way out through your asshole.

Holy shit, what's that smell?! OH MY GOD, WHAT'S COMING OUT YOUR ASS?!?!

by shiatweasel November 18, 2003

shitweather

Lousy cold sleet/snow weather that is miserable to deal with in any circumstance but is especially shitty when it is in the forecast for weekends. Shitweather is usually most irritating when it occurs on summer long holiday weekends of Memorial day, 4th of July and Labor day. Shitweather sucks the life out of anyone trudging through the week with the only solace being the possibility of a few brief hours of sunshiney, warm, soul restoring respite from the cold bitter worlds mocking of your misery.

FUCK! The weather channel says clear warm and sunny all week with nothing but shitweather starting Friday through Sunday. Goddamn how I HATE Fucking SHITWEATHER!!!

by The-Hawk May 20, 2011

shitweasel

Like a scumweasel, but clever and much more likely to do you harm.

When that shitweasel Delbert comes knocking at your door with a fist full of Amway brochures ranting about "bidness oppertunetties", bar the door, hide your money and go for your gun.

by harry flashman July 3, 2003

shitweasel

A shitweasel is a term for an ass kissing co-worker or otherwise lowly, groveling person.

"Maggie gets her work done and more, but I still don't trust the shitweasel bitch."

"That shitweasel tried to pick-up on me, I told him to come back when his balls drop."

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

Shitweasel

Someone who is both untrustworthy and anti-social - Used in Manchester UK

"Ha - you really want to buy drugs from that shitweasel? Enjoy your early morning wake up call" (meaning police raid due to the person names being an informant)

by weishaupt616 October 31, 2015

SHITWEASEL

The word to define a retard, often highly autistic. Can be highly offensive at times

Woah, Kaleb is such a shitweasel.

by shitweaselclub March 10, 2019