Shittoon

1. A water going craft similar to a pontoon boat, but shitty. 2. A vessel barely afloat or moving under its own power

Hey Handon, you want to take the SHITTON out on white creek this weekend.

Hey watch out for that parked car. I don’t want the SHITTOON to rip off it’s bumper

by Conrad Liguish May 3, 2019

Shitboomer

n. Pejorative term referring to members of the baby boomer generation. Often used by Generation Xers or Millennials to express their frustration regarding how their parents' generation inherited a world of unlimited possibility and due to their boundless greed and entitlement, left their children and grandchildren a future of grinding austerity with no end in sight.

(1) My SHITBOOMER boss called me from the golf course to tell me I'm not working hard enough. (2) Sorry, honey, we'll never be able to buy a house because the SHITBOOMERS in Congress diverted the money for FHA loans to Social Security and Viagra research.

by TTH2012 July 5, 2012

Shittybrook

When you wake up after a one night stand and you find out your gay partner shat all over your bed

"Man, remember that dude from last night? So I woke up last night after my bed smells like a toilet. That guy has just Shittybrooked me."

by Peacock8 September 22, 2019

shitbook

uninteresting updates on Facebook which offer no new insights and take up valuable space in the news feed

can also be used as a verb (shitbooking)

"Dude stop shitbooking so much. I don't care that you just finished brushing your teeth. Your Facebook looks like a twitter or something."

by ladragonmaster February 4, 2010

shittyjoshcunt

A person who lies , is cheap and has no integrity.

Fuck you shittyjoshcunt and your New Fucking Jersey office!

by JGARSVA March 7, 2019

Shittybutt

When a person takes a shit and doesn't wipe their ass they become a Shittybutt. Its common for Shittybutts to not shower as well.

Chris- "Do you ever wipe your ass Justin."
Justin- "No."
Chris- "You Shittybutt piece of dick."
Justin- "At least I showered this week."

by Mekanaught February 21, 2011

Shitboomer

n. Refers to the generation of leeches born during the demographic Post-World War II baby boom between the years 1946 and 1964. A generation of draft dodgers who advocated peace, love and happiness and then grew up to wage deadly, never-ending wars in the middle east and abroad. A generation that has shackled their children with a burden of debt that resulted from their own greed and sense of entitlement.

"Look at that shitboomer trying to figure out his iphone."

by ded precedent July 5, 2012