Shitten

Shitten is a term to describe a cat with curly hair (also known as a sheep cat/kitten) which comes from the Selkirk Rex breed of cats.

Person 1: omg I just got a new shitten
Person 2: wtf is a shitten
Person 3: it’s a sheep+cat

Person 2: oh, *please don’t call it that*

by Hibiscus 🌺 October 11, 2020

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The rarest most awesomest form of a kitten... a shitten.

Hey, I have a pet shitten.

by Shanzo January 03, 2005

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Shitten

A shit the size of a kitten.

"Dude, why is your asshole bleeding?"
"Oh, I had a shitten this morning."
"Right."

by Sir Bobbio Vicenzeria August 12, 2008

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Shittens

A term used to describe the state of ones' hands after the successful completion of fisting someone or something in the anus due to their similarity to brown mittens.

Derived from: "shit mittens"

Also can be used as a show of surprise, anger, or disappointment.

Person 1: "So, did you get your brown wings last night then?"
Person 2: "Not only did i get them, I also got a pair of shittens!"

Person 1: "Shittens mate! thats fuckin brill!"

by Team lean supreme May 27, 2008

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The term for a pair of socks worn as emergency mittens to clean oneself after a drug induced festival attack of diahorrea.

"Day 2 - 12.00pm - after his accident ,and in an act of desperation, Shakey Blakey removed his retro Pumas and turned his socks into temporary Shittens, so he could clean himself up enough to not offend anyone else watching the De La Soul set. Party on!!"

- Ronny Biggs' Essential Festival Diary 2001

by Ronny Biggs October 21, 2005

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