Shitten

When a person wraps copious amounts of toilet paper around their hands in order to keep their hands/fingers clear of doo-doo they have made a shitten.
Derived from the former shit-mitten.

It was horrible when I was assaulted by my careless turdburglar co-worker because my pants were down and I was wearing one brown shitten.

by MagdalenaOriginal August 5, 2009

shitten

a shit of a kitten, naughty kitten

get out side shitten!!!

by sam March 21, 2005

shitten

To ruin, spoil, sabotage, make annoying or generally increase how shitty something is.

"Wow, that presentation really sucked."
"Yeah, it could have been good, but Mitch wouldn't shut up - he tends to shitten things."

by Eileen Fitzpatrick March 12, 2010

shitten

A baby cat in the act of being a little shit.

The little shittens have shredded yet another roll of toilet paper.

by Punch Dagger of Serenity September 27, 2015

Shitten

Past tense of Shit, to be used with "have"

I have shitten 26 times today.

by Skibs Skibsky October 30, 2003

Shitten

An adjective used to describe someone who sucks at a particular activity.

He is shitten in basketball. He missed 90 times

by Willvile February 10, 2017

Shitten

To make something worse. A lot worse.

I'm not going to let the weather shitten my mood today.

by ballish100 July 16, 2014