Shitten

When a person wraps copious amounts of toilet paper around their hands in order to keep their hands/fingers clear of doo-doo they have made a shitten.
Derived from the former shit-mitten.
It was horrible when I was assaulted by my careless turdburglar co-worker because my pants were down and I was wearing one brown shitten.
by MagdalenaOriginal August 05, 2009
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