shitstank

The smell a hobo makes.

"Your shitstank powers are overwhelming I'm shutting down now."

by Shin Mega December 14, 2008

shitstain

the stain that looks like shit on the mustache of a smoker.

quit smoking, it's bad for you and that shitstain looks like shit.

by chuckybubbles August 28, 2011

shitstain

A shitstain is a person who is so useless that they are less valuable than the stain left in your underwear when you fail to wipe well after taking a shit.

Codi is nothing more than a shitstain on society's boxers.

by ambador2 November 19, 2016

Shitstang

SLOW ASS Mustang.

Mostly used to describe V6 Ford Mustangs.

In some cases, but very rarely, V8 Mustangs are also acceptable.

Person 1: My b16 vtec hatch can smoke your blacked-out Shitstang.

Person 2: In your dreams rice boy, American Muscle rules!!!

by HEY BILL January 12, 2010

ShitStang

A Car a chea broke jewish person in eastchester drives that looks worse that the shit that comes out of anyones ass

Damn is that Ken in that Shitstang

by Big AL pimpin May 2, 2007

Shitstand

The act of doing a handstand and taking a shit. Prefferably in or around a bathroom. Defying the very laws of nature and gravity itself. For support legs can be planted on the adjacent wall.

The only reported case was in a rural town, by a boy named Jay. No video evidence has surfaced, only eyewitness accounts of a few friends and confidants. Speculators say such an act is not possible, but that's for you to decide.

Odd thing happened today, went into the bathroom and saw some guy's hands on the floor under the stall and his feet peaking over the top. From all the grunting, I think he was doing a shitstand.

by Jay McGorty February 5, 2009

Shitstained Balls

An act of anal sex where the female (or male) has not used an enema before intercourse and purposely tries to defecate at the same moment of penetration, thus resulting in fecal lubrication of the rectal cavity. Continued sexual intercourse causes the excrement to eventually engulf the entire penis and testicals of the man. A position usually done in "scat" movies.

Jim paid Jane $400 extra to give him "shitstained balls."

by Slagwurm September 7, 2008