Shithouse Poet

Widely-acclaimed anonymous author of infamous wit and wisdom written on the stalls and walls of many bathrooms. The "Shithouse Poet" is believed to actually be a number of different individuals acting in nearly every state of the United States. Much to the chagrin of janitors, the Shithouse Poet leaves his nuggets (pardon the pun) of wit and wisdom in the form of well-crafted prose and poetry through various means in batrhooms throughout the U.S.A.

Some examples:

"They scrub these walls to stop my pen,
but the Shithouse Poet strikes again.
The erased words are all my life.
I'll next engrave them with my knife."

And...

"Here I sat all broken hearted.
Tried to shat, but only farted.
So today I took a chance.
Now I say I shit my pants.
Tomorrow I decide my fate.
I'll borrow a quart of Kaopectate."

by Frank Klaune January 22, 2005

shitposter

A person who regularly submits terrible or nonsensical posts to an internet forum.

These shitposters are screwing up the forums!

by homer55 August 4, 2007

Shitposting

Ironically posting something which to the average person looks just like a cringy or weird or stereotypical post conforming to a norm, but is intended to mock, insult, or amuse.

"What do I do when the Haters dab back?" - Jack Douglass

This is an example of shitposting.

by thesinner6666 May 30, 2018

Shithoused

The next level beyond being just drunk. A state of complete and utter stupidity.

Hey man, you were so shithoused last night you burned your house down.

by Alcoholism September 16, 2004

Shitpotle

The result of eating a burrito from Chipotle and allowing it to incubate in your stomach for a good 2-4 hours. Typically, the dispatching of your Shitpotle requires a toilet plunger and half a roll of toilet paper.

Matt: Dude, I had the best carnitas burrito last night.
Nick: Wow, did you have some serious shitpotle afterwards?
Matt: Yeah, it took me half an hour to unclog the toilet.

by burritos-123 October 18, 2010

shitpost status

funny short videos that have recently blown up on YouTube

Person 1: did you see that funny shitpost status video about those two africans fighting?

Person 2: yeah it was funny.

by Greymooo_yt November 30, 2020

Shithoused

When so called big (football/soccer) teams get beat by small teams like Preston (North End), when everyone knows they should be beating #teamslikePreston

"You've been shithoused"

by Fog916 December 13, 2018