shitpipe 

an portmanteau of "shit" and "bagpipe"

Y'all hearing the shitpipe

shitpipe by mjrickroller August 2, 2021

shitpipe warrior 

an arse bandit. a queer. one who likes it 'up the chuff'

'what a tit!'
'yeah...hes a right shitpipe warrior!'

shitpipe warrior by Scott Howarth December 27, 2007

Shitpipe Sheriff 

Another reference to fudgepackers, normally used in annoyance at someone or for general banter. An ass assassin.

(in car)

1: 'i thought we were going to the beach?'
2: 'we are, but the Shitpipe Sheriff here forgot his phone so we've gotta go back.'

Shitpipe Sheriff by BrownTunnelEngineer September 1, 2009

Sling it up ‘er shitpipe 

Generally men talking about a double bagger as she passes and whether they would defile her anally.

Jim; “Na I wouldn’t touch that with yours!”

Lee; “Few pints I’d sling it up ‘er shitpipe”

Sling it up ‘er shitpipe by Jim That’s Him June 22, 2018

Shirtpipe 

When you walk out of the shower wearing only a t-shirt and you get a massive erection.

I was just about to go to work but my boyfriend left the shower with a massive shirtpipe. Let's just say I was late for work that day.

Shirtpipe by Loril November 19, 2021

shitpiece 

Used to describe something, someone or an event which is really annoying or stupid. Has more of a powerful meaning than calling someone a "piece of shit".

I told that "shitpiece" to turn the lights off 5 times now.

Shitpiece I told you to make me some food.

shitpiece by NEI L November 7, 2007

shitepipe 

Another alternative word for a persons backpassage. (of north irish origin)

Im gonna toss your salad bitch plop that shitepipe down on my bake.

mavis that shitepipe's wrecked, whos been at it before me?

I'm gonna empty my bollocks in that shitepipe, thats right im gonna creampie ya!

shitepipe by The King of NooNarnia February 3, 2008