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Unfinished shitness

What happens when you go for a shit and are interrupted or otherwise forced to finish early, and then you return to the bathroom at a later time.
I have to go back to the bathroom, I've got unfinished shitness.
by mregina April 17, 2016
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shiftone

A humorous thing to stick at the end of a long list of exclamation marks, mixed in with 1's. n00bs often put lots of exclamation marks at the end of their statement. Sometimes they let go of the shift key partway through, ending up with "!!!111!!" instead of "!!!!!!!!". So people started making fun of that by actually typing out "SHIFTONE".
OMG my brain hurts!!!11!!!11!SHIFTONE!111!
by Mark Pettit October 26, 2005
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shit one

Said when something bad happens, sometimes in a derisive manner.
Ed: I got caught with porn by my mom.
Bob: Shit one.
by niall February 15, 2004
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Shitodez

Shitodez is another word for a shit developer.
That person I hired was 100% a ShitoDez
by whatsthegcfor October 10, 2021
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Shitney Spears

When you're taking a shit, and it starts off pretty solid, but then quickly degenerates into a fucking mess.
Yo dude, I should've passed on the Ben & Jerry's last night. Stuff gave me some mad shitney spears this morning.
by Shit Phantom May 19, 2008
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shiboner

A boner that is epic in magnitude. A chronic boner that can be embarrassing, especially if speaking in front of a large audience in sweat pants. It sometimes takes many hours or several buckets of ice water to recede.
That Indian girl at the frat party gave me a huge shiboner last night.
by Gunzilla April 1, 2009
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shitness

I dropped my ipod. Shitness!
by Odetta April 22, 2006
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