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Shithook 

A person or kobe who shits their pants daily, can't get out of their monotone voice all but just ONE TIME! Also, they enjoy jeering at the Dommelcopter. They also can not comprehend when someone rhymes their words in a sentence. They clearly are hairyer than anyone in this world.
(especially in the rectum hole and arm-pit)
Pat: You no big paaapi
Dom: Hmmmm! Shut the fuck up
Matt: You mean Hmmmm. lut the buck nup. jup sup weiner cup.
Anthony: I don't know what that means. I think i shit my pants!
Pat: You Shithook!
Gia: Come on pat! just one time! 10:09
Shithook by Don Edwards April 30, 2008
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Safety Bob can hold a pot of soup with his shithook.
shithook by Dan O'tool April 7, 2007

SHITHOOK 

A crowbar-like device used to open sewer manhole covers.
"The lift station nearby is overflowing. Grab the shithook so we can open this manhole and see if there's a blockage."
SHITHOOK by Garconinock April 20, 2023

Shithook 

One who craps in their pants and gets hosed off in the back yard by their father
Jason is a shithook.

Shithook 

A name coined by a deeply disappointed father after realizing his middle child has again sat and played video games and Turtle-headed his white underwear.

Said father pulls his middle child care to the backyard and hoses his bare bottom with the dad coining the phrase “I’m not raisin’ no shithook” as the older child watches from inside at the spectacle before them.
That boy Jason is a shithook, he’s been on the computer all day again.

Whip a shithook 

A term meaning “to execute a U-turn while driving. “
The term is used mainly in Saskatchewan and the prairie provinces of Canada
Well we missed our turn, you better whip a shithook n go back.
Whip a shithook by Circlesister March 10, 2021

Shitbooking 

Wall Post: i just invented the word shitbooking, the act of using facebook whilst taking a shit, which im doing right now!!!
Shitbooking by carnivore94 February 4, 2010