Klingon Shitfly

An overbearing Star Trek fan's attempt to be humorous by labeling a common ordinary but unattractive or scary looking insect, such an assassin bug or a boxelder bug.

(Pitch voice very low and speak in a slow cadence.) Sir. It is a Klingon shitfly.

by Douchbag Steve August 31, 2019

shitgull

A seagull that shits all over you.

My lovely dress that I only wear on Sundays was ruined by a shitgull.

by Nappies February 15, 2008

Shitful Thinking

When one does think that the future will be shitful and it ends up being fine.

John: Lets go out tonight honey.
Sophie: I'm to tired john.
John: Com'on it will be fine
Sophie: Alright (sigh)

3 hours later

Sophie: That was actually quite fun.
John: See, Shitful Thinking

by ShitThinker October 29, 2012

Shitpullery

The pulling of shit, often, but not always, bullshit; an elevated form of tomfoolery, but instead of Tom being fooled, shit is being pulled; the act(s) of a shit puller.

The performing of shenanigans.

"Of course she hit you! You should have known that mom wouldn't have tolerated any of your shitpullery at Pop Pop's funeral."

by Catfish Baruni May 12, 2013

shitfly

a wannabe or poser. hence wannabes swarm together in big groups, just like shitflies around a brand spanking steaming turd straight outta a donkey.

ergh dont go near there, full of shitflies

by Arsenic_man October 27, 2003

shitbull

The street name for rapper Pitbill, as he puts the C back in cRap.

Pitbull thinks he can sing, he's really just a full of shitbull.

by dmow September 26, 2009

shitwilly

A pussy who acts like he is someone special

That guy is such a stupid little shitwilly

by TheAnarchist August 31, 2007