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Shitbum

Noun: A person of absolutely no value or worth. To perform no function, and meet zero expectation.
What are you doing today Jeff?

I am hungover and being a total shitbum.
by TheTightEnd September 4, 2009
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shitburgers and dick cheese

This is a an exclamation of extreme discontent that is meant to go beyond a simple "god damn it," or "fuck that." You can only say this phrase three or four times a year, or else it loses all meaning. It is Special. When you stub your toe in the middle of the night, it is a "god damn it" situation. When your car breaks down hundreds of miles from friend or family, at 3:00 AM, in the rain, and you just filled the gas tank, that is a "motherfucker" situation. When you decide to walk to work because it is such a nice day, only to hear a strange, whistling, noise, then look up and see a large A-bomb headed your way...that is a "shitburgers and dick cheese!" moment.
Huang just had morning sex with his wife in Hiroshima in 1945, and felt like a jolly good stroll. While petting a puppy and eating cotton candy, he looked up and saw a strange object hurtling towards him. He realized those crazy fliers about a giant bomb might be true and thought to himself "shitburgers and dick cheese," at least I got laid.
by ImnotyouIme November 30, 2011
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shitburger

A euphemism for something that looks appetizing, or is believable, but is actually complete bullshit.
Don’t bite the shitburger!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 11, 2019
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shitcup

An amusing way to get back at a friend by hiding a cup full of shit in the person's room. Then watching the unsuspecting victim try to find out where the smell is coming from. Depending how bad you need to get back at them determines how hard the "shitcup" should be hidden.
Alan was trying to pick up my girlfriend the other night so I "shitcupped" his bedroom and he still has no ideas why his room smells like shit.
by BH1672 November 3, 2006
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shitbum

Origin: San Francisco Sixth and Mission streets.

A dirty bum, usu. with pumpkin butter in his/her pocket and requests ambulance transport for unnecessary reasons.
I had to work last night...I was up all night slinging shitbums.
by The Shitbum May 13, 2005
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Shitbuster

When you know someone is taking a shit, you run in the bathroom during the shit and you yell,
"ARE YOU TAKING A SHIT?!"
and the other person will prob be like,
"GTFO"
and you say in a high pitched voice.
"BUSTED"
then exit the bathroom.
After you complete the task completely, you are now officially a shitbuster.
*Friend Goes Into Bathroom and Sits Down To Take Shit*
*You wait 2 minutes then run into bathroom*

You: "ARE YOU TAKING A SHIT?!"

Friend: "Yeah GTFO BITCH!"

You: "BUSTED!!" (In High Pitched Voice)

You are now officially a shitbuster.
by AndypizzleFoShizzle August 21, 2008
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shitbumfuckery

Higher level of bumfuckery.
The utter stupidity and ignorance is so profound that you begin to consider killing yourself or the fucktard in order to escape/end the situation.
We were all having dinner when John started his shitbumfuckery. Everyone at the table was ready to drive their utensils into his throat.
by Captain Jack Waters February 20, 2009
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