shitbits

the small pieces of shit that are left floating in the toilet after flushing

After eating those tacos I saw more shitbits than ever before.

by Johnny Tats May 27, 2008

Shitbilly

White Trash. Worse than a hillbilly. Performs manual labor for a living. Likes NASCAR. Drinks Keystone Ice. Smokes Marlboro Reds.

Zach: "Man did you see Jerry's cousin?"
Daniel: "Yeah that guys a fuckin Shitbilly!"

by Dmmaline December 16, 2008

Shitbin

A hairy, gorilla like man who shits in his kitchen bin despite his toilet being merely a metre away.

Chris Barnes is a real, fucking shitbin.

by Sick tits February 13, 2014

Captian Shitbird

An individual who greatly exceeds any know standards of shitbirdness.

Is D.T. fucking off at work or is he just hungover again? That guy is truly Captian Shitbird.

by RRP crew August 13, 2010

shitbird

A military term used to describe an unsat Marine/Soldier/Airman/Sailor.

That fucking SHITBIRD, Corporal Doe, had his uniform inside out and forgot to shave his goatee he grew during leave for inspection this morning!

by BillR June 8, 2003

shitkid

a natick kid who is unwelcomed to a certain setting. Especially a group of your buddy's little brothers friends that shouldn't be hanging around. Possibly some stragglers from the old Rake household circa 2002

"We went over to Mike's house but all those little shitkids were there." "What are all these shitkids doing here?!" dickbag, douchebag, keiths, mush, pud

by Jason P.H. March 2, 2007

shitbib

those white toilet seat shaped pieces of paper found in public restrooms that act as a barrier to separate your ass from whatever crud lies on the seat.

"Goddamn dude, I'm so glad i got the last shitbib after that filthy fuck spattered all over the seat with his ass sangrrhea".

by hans jobe January 11, 2009