Shitbarge

A living complex that lacks organization or responsible oversight to the point where the only reason for living at this establishment is for fiscal reasons. Because of this there is little or no accountability. Conditions of this place are comparable to living on a barge that hauls manure. Usually everyone is miserable, the facilities don't function properly and for lack of better words - everything is covered in shit.

Ted: "The electricity still doesn't work and now our window won't close. I told the landlord three weeks ago to have someone look at this but he still hasn't!"

Ron: "Yeah and that bitch across the hallway is fucking her BF while the door is open again. Fuckin' eh that shits gross!"

Ted: "I HATE LIVING IN THIS FUCKIN' SHITBARGE!"

by MAINEBOY July 25, 2011

Shitberg

A single turd of substantial size that pokes out of the water, but has most of its mass underneath the water.

Rob said upon leaving the toilet "I've just laid a shitberg. It was big enough to sink the Titanic!".

by Dangerous dave March 15, 2012

Shitberg

An Iceberg formed entirely of feces. Typically associated with things much worse than the tip of an Iceberg.

Today was just the tip of the shitberg that this week has been.

by Sceep May 23, 2019

Shitbarge

A large, 4-door, generally American sedan which is cheaply made and unreliable.

Did you see that Chevy Hank got? It’s a total shitbarge!

by RandomGuy7777 March 22, 2020

ShitBerry

Another name for a BlackBerry Smartphone, commonly used when it is malfunctioning.

This ShitBerry is absolutely doing my head in.

by Noggal March 11, 2011

shitbean

1. An ignorant person
2. (s!!) an exclamation of suprise/excitement etc.
3. Those little bits that cling to your bum

1. The shitbean gave me DECAF instead of Regular
2. Shitbeans!! I won the lottery!
3. Its times like these I wish I had a bidet.

by spasticism August 23, 2003

Shitbeard

A person with dingleberries in their facial hair.

Hey! Shitbeard! Go to the back of the line!

by Sven June 30, 2003