Shitmeter

A liar. A jerk. A person who talks shit. A balding cunt

Smokey Rabinson shitmeter

by BifkinTruth December 28, 2010

Shitment

Receiving an ordered item that vastly does not meet expectations. An item of poor quality despite professional ( or misleading) photos in the ad.

My Rolex from Thailand isn't quite the quality I expected from the company. This is the second shitment I received this week.

by letterman7 January 2, 2022

Shitometer

The level of shit a bloke gets into with his wife. Generally occurs after a night out on the booze with his mates and he gets home very very late.

Shitometer readings -

10/10 - roaring, you are in the doghouse!

5/10 - usually still at this level 5 days after peaking at 10/10.

3/10 - simmering and ready to erupt at any tick of the clock, the shitometer never goes lower than 3/10.

Mahalis 'Are we heading out tonight for a drink'?

Mohamed 'Sorry Mahalis, the Shitometer is roaring'!

by CutUpRough July 29, 2010

Shitarette

The act of lighting and inhaling the goodness of tobacco whilst taking an early morning shit.

I just had the best "Shitarette" bro, the sickest start to a day you can have..

by Shit Guru Cav March 6, 2010

shitment

Being treated like shit

What shitment did he get from the boss?

by Oppressed, Surpressed, Depress April 19, 2011

Shyimamentes

It means whatever you want

Can I borrow your shyimamentes?
Stop being a shyimamentes!
I can’t see can I use your shyimamentes

by 123s456c May 21, 2019

Shipmenteer

When all you USED to do was sweat COD MW Shipment and Spam soundboards down the mic

Logan is such a Shipmenteer cant believe he does this.

by West Supermares finest January 3, 2020