shit-ton

Equivalent to 27.8 metric tonnes

"So I wakes up and the rear guard is still on the toodaggit, and they've got some shamanpotnentate hectoring about sag harbor spiritualism, some shit like that. Then he takes out a shit-ton of marbles and haywards them cocksure on the marble banister. And the haedies just go ape shit! I mean real antwan braedel spinning. Its raining a fuckin' Panama Special a moltov coctails, agent orange like screamin' mutant wackos out there. And that's where all this point zero bullshit started rolling..."

by Patternalistic October 11, 2007

shit-ton

a lot of something

"thats a shit-ton of work"

by Dr. Calculator September 22, 2003

shit-ton

a whole lotta something

there was a shit-ton of puss at that party

by Thad December 24, 2002

shit-ton

somewhere between a shit load and a ton.
tends to be a little more precise than shitload.

Dude theres like a ton of shit in there.

Dude holy shit thats like a shit-ton.

by mrtoast4 November 15, 2009

shit-ton

a lot.

"Dang bro that teach gave us a SHIT-TON of homework today."

"Oh you mean she gave us a lot."

by egorebutton September 27, 2011

shit-ton

1.take a shit in your pants...that is a shit-ton of shit in your pants.
2.shit-load*shit-load = shit-ton cuFt/Lb.

'I have a shit-ton of shit to do today.'
'That girls got a shit-ton of ass!'
'Now, that's a shit-ton.'

by DickTrickle April 2, 2004

A Shit Ton

An overwhelming amount of work, studying, research or homework. At the beginning of the task, it seems almost impossible to complete. Some how you finish just before the deadline. Sleep deprivation and a need for caffeine are common side effects.

Brianna has a shit ton of studying tonight.

by KarNac February 16, 2017