shit lock

1. N: Feces in a series.
2. N: a person who is slowing you down when you have to shit really bad.
3. N: a man or women who enjoys a person deficating on their face.

1. after an hour serveral shit locks clogged my toilet.
2. Dude stop being such a shit lock and let me go to the bathroom.
3. Darrin you sick shit lock get away from me i will not deficate on your face!

by Paulio & chris December 23, 2003

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Shit Locker

(Sh-it Lock-Er) N. 1)The Anus. 2) The butt 3) The Red body suit pajamas with the flap door in the back. 4) Outhouse 5) The act of taking a shit under the lid and using the shit as a seal. Usually locking the lid down once dry. (See Also Lid Stamp).

Shit Locker
1) I stuck in your mom's Shit Locker and she asked for more.
2) Look at the size of her Shit Locker.
3) Look how cute he is in his PJ's and look at the little Shit Locker in back.
4) Did you here about the guy with the ass fetish that was hiding in the Shit Locker?
5) Mike pissed me off so when he went out of town a took a Shit Locker on his toilet. He'll never get that open without a hammer. I can't wait until he gets back in town.

by sirisaachillary September 27, 2005

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