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shit hawk

a big shitty bird that flies around and poops on you, commonly found on the St Mary's College of Maryland Jeffrey William Bennett campus.
Dude One: Dude, did you see that fucking shit hawk?
Dude Two: No man, it shit on me before I saw it.
by cjwizzle September 17, 2011
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shit hawk

aka a faux hawk
a stripe of slightly longer hair on a male which is geled up to resemble a mohawk, but there is hair longer than stubble on the sides of the head.
referes to faux hawks for guys only; except in the circumstance of if the girl's side hair is longer than 1.5 inches and her hawk is shorter than 3 inches-then it's a shit hawk instead of a chick hawk
he wanted a mohawk, but his mom said no so he got a shit hawk instead.
by deathmuffin November 23, 2006
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To shit upon another's head in a stripe fashion to mimic a mohawk
I just gave a shit hawk to my partner last night.
by Dirt Patrol January 11, 2008
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Shit Hawk

A Person who is being overly obnoxious. Trolling for the gold.
Wow yesterday i was a total Shit Hawk in the xbox live chat. SHITTTT HAWWWKKKK BUKAAAW
by gotit April 18, 2020
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Shit Hawk

A shit hawk is something that has been coming your way for a long long time just too one day swoop down and take a big shit on you and your life.
by anonymous December 9, 2021
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Shit Hawk

A shit hawk is something that has been coming your way for a long long time just too one day swoop down and take a big shit on you and your life.
by anonymous December 9, 2021
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Shit Hawk

A shit hawk is something that has been coming your way for a long long time just too one day swoop down and take a big shit on you and your life.
by Mr.Unknown0 December 9, 2021
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