shit hawk

aka a faux hawk
a stripe of slightly longer hair on a male which is geled up to resemble a mohawk, but there is hair longer than stubble on the sides of the head.
referes to faux hawks for guys only; except in the circumstance of if the girl's side hair is longer than 1.5 inches and her hawk is shorter than 3 inches-then it's a shit hawk instead of a chick hawk
he wanted a mohawk, but his mom said no so he got a shit hawk instead.
by deathmuffin October 26, 2006
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shit hawk

To shit upon another's head in a stripe fashion to mimic a mohawk
I just gave a shit hawk to my partner last night.
by Dirt Patrol December 31, 2007
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Shit-Hawk Snooker

In a long line of parked cars, you can always guarentee that the red ones will be absolutely covered with guano. The Shit-Hawk itself (slang for seagull = Cornwall, pigeon = London) then comes back and selects another colour to crap on before repeating the process with the red ones. Hence the term 'Shit-Hawk Snooker' is born
Dude1: Jeezus man have you seen the state of my CAR? Its been shit-hawk snookered !!! Get me my gun !!

Dude2: What did you expect, its red ya CHOWDERHEAD!
by Little Miss Mayonnaise August 09, 2005
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Shit Hawk

It's a bird that shits on everything
A seagull is a specialized Shit Hawk
Or if your a bird owner, cute little cockateil or big macaw Shit Hawks
Shit Hawks are a bird that purposely without a care in the world shit everywhere it be a car, sidewalk, your mouth

Why care I can fly away
That my friends is the definition of Shit Hawk
My cockateils are specialized Shit Hawks, never fail to Shit on my shoes.
by PyroPrincess21 March 30, 2022
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Shit Hawk

A shit hawk is something that has been coming your way for a long long time just too one day swoop down and take a big shit on you and your life.
by Mr.Unknown0 December 10, 2021
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shit hawks

Shit Hawks are a sign of a warning sign of a shit storm brewing on the horizon
Honey the Shit Hawks are out, Go inside!
by The_Shit_Lord June 14, 2020
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Shit Hawk

A Person who is being overly obnoxious. Trolling for the gold.
Wow yesterday i was a total Shit Hawk in the xbox live chat. SHITTTT HAWWWKKKK BUKAAAW
by gotit April 19, 2020
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