All shit, no water

All shit, no water can describe a bad situation with unfavorable conditions. This includes a complex interplay of various circumstances, potential negative outcomes, and emotional distress, often characterized by uncertainty, risk, and a perceived lack of control. It can manifest in various forms, ranging from personal crises and interpersonal conflicts to broader societal challenges and global emergencies, each demanding careful assessment, strategic decision-making, and resilience to navigate effectively.

Ah, all shit, no water! I forgot my history homework, the teacher gonna kill me!

by yellowunocard August 14, 2025

shit wafer

Also known as a dog fart. Commonly expelled from bulldogs who eat excessive amounts of raw hide and then as they are jumping onto a bed or couch it happens suddenly...in slow motion it is a disastrous attack to your nostrils. Gasping for air you taste nothing but shit wafer .... molecules of poop.

Lilly the bulldog consumes a 3 pound raw hide and attempts a leap onto the sofa when you and your girlfriend are watching a chic flick because you are hoping to score. Then out of no where you are overcome by the smell. Her eyes start to water and she runs out of the room, but she goes wrong way and runs right towards the shit wafer.

by bubba1277 April 21, 2011

Shit wager

where one guy bets another guy that he can't shit in the middle of the street and get away with it.

Man1: I bet you three hundred dollars you can't go out in the middle of that cross walk pull down your pants and shit and get away with it.
Man2:Okay your on.
And 6that is an example of a shit wager.

by Deep blue 2012 October 31, 2009

The Watery Shit Monster

(n.) When you piss out of your asshole.

I went to Taco Bell last night and I was attacked by the Watery Shit Monster this morning.

by bals642 October 24, 2009

Waterfall Shit

A shit that seeps out of the ass like a waterfall. This occurs in straight streams, or in incraments, commonly known as the squirts.

Ian: Oh man! I just punished the toilets with a horrible case of waterfall shits.
Morgan: And the squirts to top it off?
Ian: Fo sho...

by morgalope December 3, 2005

watermelon shit

A type of shit that feels as if you're passing a boulder. It takes a minimum of a half hour for it to come out, and it usually requires you to stretch out your asshole like Goatse and/or shake it out.

Person 1: Dude, you've been in the bathroom for an hour now.
Person 2: I'm taking a watermelon shit; that White Castle didn't agree with me.

by XileLord March 12, 2011

Watergate that shit

To cover something up; lie.

Person A: "Dude, I broke my roommate's laptop, he's going to be pissed.

Person B: "You've got to Watergate that shit, man, don't tell anyone, deny everything."

Person A: "kick-ass"

by 37th President April 26, 2009