sock shit

Little bits of sock that end up between your toes, in your bed, on your bedroom carpet and sometimes even extend onto the landing

Fuck sake more sock shit all over my carpet again

by Greekbabe1973 October 29, 2017

Shit in a sock

Someone who has their shit together.

She has really got her shit in a sock.

by Solid Jackson March 10, 2015

shit in one sock

to be organized, to be able accomplish a task

If you don't get your shit in one sock, you are never going to get that project done on time.

This term originated in the US Navy, and a "sock" is a term for seabag. A sailor who was not organized would not be able to put all of his belongings in one bag to be ready for quick deployment. Hence, the need to "get your shit in one sock".

After watching someone perform a task really well, you might say "Wow, that guy really has his shit in one sock."

by The Real Davy Jones January 16, 2008

get your shit in one sock

v. To "get your shit in one sock" means to get organized, to "pull yourself together," to regain your composure. Having to use more than one sock to hold a given volume of feces is considered wasteful and inefficient, if by careful planning a single sock would do the trick. Thus, the essence of this phrase is a metaphor for thriftiness.

"Listen: you've been absent from class five days, you never turn in your homework on time, you refuse to take your Ritalin like a good boy, and your foul language is out of control! It is time to sit down one-on-one with the guidance counselor and get your shit in one sock, young man."

by Carl Willis November 7, 2005

Shit in a Sock

Action: The act of deficating in a legging and whacking an unsuspecting person in the face.

ex. He pissed me off, so I whacked him with the ole' shit in a sock.

by he who had the most fun January 25, 2009

Hot Sock of Shit

A sock containing typically warm fiecies in a good quantity, potentially even steaming and when this could precede the statement.

They look like they would benefit from a slap round the face with a Hot Sock of Shit.

Would you like a slap round the face with a Steaming Hot Sock of Shit.

by baabaam May 13, 2022

Hot Sock of Shit

A sock containing typically warm fiecies in a good quantity, potentially even steaming. Used in jest between buddies or to denote ones appearance.

It made me feel like I'd been slapped round the face with a Hot Sock of Shit!

Would you like a slap round the face with a Hot Sock of Shit....

They look like they've been slapped round the face with a Steaming Hot Sock of Shit.

by baabaam May 13, 2022