Shit on my Dick 

A common expression shouted when a serious offense has occured, such as looking down after a long session of butt sex, to find shit on your dick, or finding that your roomate ate all the skittles.

Guy 1"Where the fuck are my skittles?"

Guy 2"Whats that, on your erect penis?'

Guy 1"Shit on my Dick!"

Shit on my Dick by StanofCourse September 22, 2011

shit on my dick 

to take a poo on your wank.

i was sitting in my house when sandy came over and took a shit on my dick.

shit on my dick by danika May 13, 2005

shit on my dick 

a phrase that is used to express extreme or intense frustration.

Traveler: I would like a Snickers bar please.
Ice Cream Vendor: 2,30 Euros.
Traveler: Shit on my dick!! I only have 1 Euro.
Ice Cream Vendor: Oh! You guys speak English?

shit on my dick by Murphinator May 5, 2008

shit on my dick 

A term coined by a member of the Villanova track team that is used to express a variety of things ranging from extreme upset to extreme excitement.

A young lady had an extra ticket at a Villanova basketball game and saw a large black man yelling, "Tickets, tickets!" She thought he wanted to purchase a ticket so she approached him and said, "I have a ticket I can sell you." When he informed her that he was looking to sell tickets, not buy them, she got pissed and yelled, "SHIT ON MY DICK!" to that mofo.

shit on my dick by Tai P July 6, 2007

shit on my dick or blood on my knife 

what one inmate tells another when he wants some action. the inmate either chooses sodomy or murder

Yo punk ass beesh, shit on my dick or blood on my knife!

shit on my dick or blood on my knife by aaron January 23, 2005

shit on my dick and call me charlie 

an exlamitory phrase used to convey disbelief.

mom: were going to disney world!!1!!
kid: well shit on my dick and call me charlie

shit on my dick and call me charlie by shit out my ass February 14, 2008

shit on my dick and call me mason 

used when surprised by what a gay person says.

shane: my boyfriend and i had great anal last night.
brittany: shit on my dick and call me mason! thts is discusting!

shit on my dick and call me mason by britt69chels August 23, 2011