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shist 

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Not mispelled. Just another way to spell shit. Im most chat rooms and crap, it doesnt get blocked out. Also, you can say it in school with out getting into trouble for it. Similar to shitaki on rye
Oh shist, i totally fucked up this whole page.
shist by Tommy Gunn January 23, 2004
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shist 

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One of the many ways to misspell the word "shits".
Excuse me, sir. You say you're not hiring me because I spelled "shits" wrong on my application? Well shist.
shist by Clammy MacDougal June 10, 2003

shist 

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The Lonely Goomba's try at a mix of the word shit and piss

Now stare at the random mario Can-Can ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Wario! Quit swimming in all of that shist!
shist by X_-ProPlayerz-_X (YT) October 15, 2016

Shietet 

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Waste mans.
Kyle: Look at this Shietet.

Jerome: Yeah all these rude boi's are waste mans yo.
Shietet by TERminalambiaNCe August 29, 2012

Shift Disturber 

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That one employee who always runs to the supervisor complaining about other workers.
Jenny went running to the boss about Dave taking an extra smoke break. What a Shift Disturber!!!
Shift Disturber by will bitten October 26, 2017

Pizza Shift 

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For those in the Late Night Food and Drink Service Industry.

The Pizza Shift starts when the last customer leaves and ends when the last worker leaves.

During that time, money is counted, floors are mopped, trash is taken to dumpsters, bottles restocked, bathrooms cleaned, etc.

During these end of night duties, coworkers reflect on and tell the tales of the evening.

Bartenders tell stories of their regulars. Bouncers seeing who saw the funniest thing of the night. Kitchen staff making a snack, etc.

A time to slow down after an active evening. A brief break. A long awaited cigarette. A bite to eat. And sometimes, a round of Jägerbombs to commemorate another night.

*Also sounds like Piece of Shit*
Hutch and the Nompton Crew have the Best Pizza Shift discussions.

Jill: What time will you be home?
Jack: Don't know. Depends on the Pizza Shift meeting.
Pizza Shift by NobeeCares February 5, 2023

schistosomial

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A couple that is so intertwined with each other's life that they never do anything without the other present. They act as if being torn apart from each other would cause physical damage to themselves such as with the Schistosoma parasite where the female is literally intertwined within the male.
Becky and her boyfriend are so schistosomial, ever since they have been dating, she has never left his side.
schistosomial by Dr. Schisto October 20, 2013
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