1. An overweight blonde kid with thick wavy, or curly hair, and a severe acne problem (usually of Polish or German desent) As unconditional Steelers fans they are lazy jackasses.
2. Can also be used as an exclamator.
2. Can also be used as an exclamator.
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verb: arabic for "association". an islamic sin popularly used as polytheism.
there are 3 main types of shirking:
minor shirk (shirk alasqar), which is only association to other deities, other than the religion's deities.
major shirk (shirk alakbar), which is WORSHIPPING these other deities.
atheist shirk (shirk alalhadi), which is total atheism other than what normal shirking is.
there are 3 main types of shirking:
minor shirk (shirk alasqar), which is only association to other deities, other than the religion's deities.
major shirk (shirk alakbar), which is WORSHIPPING these other deities.
atheist shirk (shirk alalhadi), which is total atheism other than what normal shirking is.
teacher: rule #622, no shirking is my class
that bro: you know christ is a son of g-
teacher: THAT IS MODERATE SHIRKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *explodes bro*
that bro: you know christ is a son of g-
teacher: THAT IS MODERATE SHIRKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *explodes bro*
by mrbeast539275 May 16, 2025
Get the shirk mug.To avoid doing work while on the clock whilst taking care of one's needs. Less euphemistically: to jack off at work.
I was feeling really stressed at work today, so I locked my office and closed the blinds for a good ol' shirk and jerk to relieve my tension before the board meeting. Totally killed the presentation!
by daphunkeefeel1 July 8, 2012
Get the Shirk and Jerk mug.A term used to describe those working in an office job that possess an uncanny ability to shirk or avoid any type of work they are given. Often times a person skilled in this art will even be able to not only repel such work given to them but also induce more work to be done by the one asking. This allows for a repellent mechanism such that such appalling work request will not even be initiated in the future.
Some people may be a natural shirk-fu user while others requires years of training either by personality of being lazy or years of working at a government institution.
Some people may be a natural shirk-fu user while others requires years of training either by personality of being lazy or years of working at a government institution.
1. Hey really shirk-fu-ed his way out of that project.
2. In order to your workload at a reasonable level, anyone should have a small amount of knowledge in shirk-fu.
2. In order to your workload at a reasonable level, anyone should have a small amount of knowledge in shirk-fu.
by Francis Lau March 9, 2008
Get the shirk-fu mug.Sherminator was giving anal, and couldn't climax. He decided to pull out and use the shit on his dick to shirk-off on his partners ass
by Dirtysailors December 16, 2018
Get the Shirk-off mug.A way of neck-fucking someone by having them shrug their shoulder whilst you slide your dick in the space between the shoulder and side of head.
For when you get a kink in your neck.
For when you get a kink in your neck.
by yabig March 2, 2020
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