avoid or neglect (a duty or responsibility):
no object, usually with negative (shirk from) be unwilling to do (something difficult):
no object, usually with negative (shirk from) be unwilling to do (something difficult):
by Don rajah December 3, 2013
Get the shirkingmug. Smells like shit: Takes it up the ass: Has sex with any type of deer after they have been dead for a week. Has only one tooth:
A shirk is a person Running with a dirt trail behind and kills deer with a coat hanger, and then leaves deer in ditch for a week then rapes its body. Ouch i shirked my knee up. Damn he got shirked up. Damn that dude smells like shirk
by Josh Shirk December 18, 2008
Get the Shirkmug. by Joshua Deladogg September 9, 2011
Get the Shirkmug. The act of shitting and jerking at the same time. If you can time yourself to climax as you drop a fat shit, you will experience pleasure like never before.
"You here that moaning coming from the bathroom? Ugh and why does it smell like shit too?"
"Don't worry its probably just some guy shirking it."
"Don't worry its probably just some guy shirking it."
by The Pube Whisperer December 14, 2015
Get the Shirkingmug. by Scherrlock February 18, 2017
Get the Shirkedmug. To avoid doing work while on the clock whilst taking care of one's needs. Less euphemistically: to jack off at work.
I was feeling really stressed at work today, so I locked my office and closed the blinds for a good ol' shirk and jerk to relieve my tension before the board meeting. Totally killed the presentation!
by daphunkeefeel1 July 8, 2012
Get the Shirk and Jerkmug. A term used to describe those working in an office job that possess an uncanny ability to shirk or avoid any type of work they are given. Often times a person skilled in this art will even be able to not only repel such work given to them but also induce more work to be done by the one asking. This allows for a repellent mechanism such that such appalling work request will not even be initiated in the future.
Some people may be a natural shirk-fu user while others requires years of training either by personality of being lazy or years of working at a government institution.
Some people may be a natural shirk-fu user while others requires years of training either by personality of being lazy or years of working at a government institution.
1. Hey really shirk-fu-ed his way out of that project.
2. In order to your workload at a reasonable level, anyone should have a small amount of knowledge in shirk-fu.
2. In order to your workload at a reasonable level, anyone should have a small amount of knowledge in shirk-fu.
by Francis Lau March 9, 2008
Get the shirk-fumug.