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shitload of fuck

(n)

1.) A whole bunch of nonsense, fallacy, and plain old bullshit.

2.) Something so ridiculous, meaningless, nonsensical and/or out of context that you cannot comprehend the reason why it was made or put there.

3.) Something that just really really sucks.
1. *talking to boss* - "Those rumors you hear about me slacking off are just a shitload of fuck, I do more work than half the people here."

2. In Far Cry, some of the things you have to do to beat the levels are just a shitload of fuck.

3. *on the way to a concert, the car stalls out* - "Well this is just a shitload of fuck."
by Fan of Gwar October 1, 2006
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Imperial Shitload

An archaic unit of measurement. a metric shitload is equal to 2.227 Imperial Shitloads
I have an imperial shitload of work to do
by Slyph October 5, 2004
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shitloads

Shitloads is "LONG" for lots.
I have shitloads of porn on my computer.
by the almighty ho September 15, 2005
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baker's shitload

A dozen is 12; a baker's dozen is 13. By extension: however much is in a shitload, a baker's shitload has one more. See metric shitload
I expected a shitload of trouble, but not a baker's shitload of trouble.
by Secret Agent Man September 18, 2003
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shitload of fuck

Phrase used to describe something that is really bad or undesirable.
Mike: Dude, can you believe this game?
James: No, it's such a shitload of fuck!
by Fred Gorut November 1, 2013
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Shitload

(Colloquial) The amount of cow manure that will fit in the bed of a 3/4 ton pickup. For fresh, wet, stinking manure, this would be 750 pounds. For dry manure, something less, perhaps 500 pounds.
I have to go over to Jackson's farm and get a shitload of manure for my mom's garden.
by OldFskingGeek August 18, 2013
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metric shitload

Related to the Metric Fuckton, Which is greater than a Metric Megaton, but not as great as a Metric MegaFuckton. Ultimately all of these terms apply to a lot of unwanted or unliked things or events.
"Ok, I've got a Metric Fuckton of Rice Krispies at home, why are you picking uo that box?"
by Errant June 5, 2003
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