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shitepiphany

shit·e·piph·a·ny shit-ih-pif-uh-nee
A sudden, intuitive perception of or insight into the reality or essential meaning of something, usually initiated while sitting on the toilet taking a big shit. PER RSMM
The other day I was taking a dump and had a great idea! I had a shitepiphany!!!
by mauldinr July 17, 2010
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Hipiphany

An Epiphany that occurs when you are in the altered state of being high.
Last night’s hot box resulted in a hipiphany
by Justin Bobby Brescia November 11, 2018
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simpiphany

A sudden realization after a period of being a simp that your actions were too subservient towards women.

Similar to post nut clarity
After a long time chasing a girl and getting friendzoned, the lad had a clear head and had a simpiphany, ending his simpin'.
by Bryceistheguy April 27, 2020
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Stupiphany

The sudden realization that you have been stupid for way too long. The light goes on, and you realize with a "Duh!" that your behavior needs to change.

When an "Ah-ha!" is the result of something that should have been obvious.
Stan had a "stupiphany" that doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results was not working.
by Strangefruit January 9, 2006
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shitpiphany

The startled feeling you have when you realize, too late, something you should/could have done differently, and usually blurt out,"Aw, shit, I could have {insert missed action here}";often occurs while gaming.
We were playing Munchkin last night and I had a shitpiphany when I remembered, too late, that as a Ranger I could have made the cyclops into a steed instead of fighting it.
by theMotherDog October 17, 2010
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Shitpiphany

A sudden realisation that feels grand and momentous but really isn't.
Hey man, you remember that scene in Point Break when the chief tells Utah that he's young dumb and full of cum? I just realised thats so much more offensive if you say it about a lady.

Wow, you just had a real shitpiphany didn't you.
by T-Drizzle-Lizzle September 7, 2017
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Slipiphany

The state of embrassing a Slipper related thought or idea.
Many thousands of years ago, the foot-sore Himalayan nomad, midway through an epic trek, experienced a slipiphany, and pediatristic comfort history was made.
by The Don, Manas Slipper Mafia January 20, 2010
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