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cardiac shingles

toast with extra butter

(reference to the book "Odd Thomas" by Dean Koontz, page 41, paragraph 3)
I went to a diner and ordered a porky sitting, hash browns, and cardiac shingles.
by midnightpanther June 23, 2011
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Shindangle

An Australian slang term for beating to death with a frozen Christmas ham.
"Gday Bruce We gonna shindangle those Bluies?" - Midas
by Glodsson September 4, 2008
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Shadangle

When the shit dangles off of your ass hair.
Aka dingleberries.
Mandy has shadangles because she has a stomach virus.
by We Stole Your Poi May 7, 2010
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Salami Shingles

Can be used to describe the flaps of your vagina, also known as your meat curtains or your labia
Person 1: "Man, my salami shingles sure are sore!"
Person 2: "What the fuck."
by P.U.R.V. August 4, 2018
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Shanghai Shingles

Melissa: Damn! These Chinamen got the Shanghai Shingles!
by Norsfam5 March 26, 2020
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Kraft Shingles

When you take a package of Kraft singles american cheese and you lay the individual peices on the girls anus like shingles. You then proceed to anally sex her up until the point of ejaculation. Then you must cum upon her shingles. It might take a couple times to get a good even coverage on the cheese so drink lots of fluids before hand. Once all shingles are covered evenly make sandwiches with the cheese and take your family for a picnic. Dark, and tricky to pull of, but worth it if you got the balls.
We totally Kraft Shingled his whole family and they didn't even know!

I've experienced Kraft Shingles before. I never got over it.
by Wackattack. June 10, 2011
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