Tijuana Shoeshine 

The act of defecating on someone's feet and then demanding payment, in pesos, for the service.

I gave my college president a Tijuana Shoeshine, but she didn't pay up.

Tijuana Shoeshine by pizzafucker13 April 17, 2009

shoeshine 

To show out in front of other people to make yourself look superior

Person A says: I aint appreciate you slammin my door,

Person B says: Oh my fault, I was upset at cha boy,

Person A says: Don't let it happen again

Person B says ( to himself or others) Folk she just tryna shoeshine.

shoeshine by S'cence 04-03-04 April 2, 2004

Akron Shoeshine 

An Akron Shoeshine is when stick your foot in a girls ass, then immediately shove it in her mouth.

That akron shoeshine tasted nasty!!

Akron Shoeshine by FireIslanders September 14, 2008

chicago shoeshine 

When you pay $20 to a homeless person to get you off on the side walk. Then they wax your shoes clean with a mixture of their spit and your spooge

Livingston was lost on Ohio St. so he paid a homeless guy for directions and ended up getting a Chicago shoeshine. It was more than he bargained for.

chicago shoeshine by The Sweens June 19, 2016

shoeshine 

An exclamatory response after one is thoroughly insulted. Can be done by the offending party, but is more effective when a third party engages in the call or yell.

Fat boy 1: I must be losing weight, I've been sweating all day!
Fat boy 2:It doesn't count if you sweat from eating!
Fat boy 3: SHOESHINE!!!

shoeshine by adnan January 12, 2004

sheshing 

Art of performing oral sex from a man to a next man

e.g. OMG, he looks as though he got a good sheshing

sheshing by jus4q December 5, 2013

Cincinnati Shoeshine 

Going ass-to-mouth with a big toe.

"She loved the taste of her poo, so I offered to give her a Cincinnati Shoeshine."

Cincinnati Shoeshine by chiefcaptainsarge January 31, 2010