Hard Shelling

the act of female teabagging.

Rick: dude Jenny is totally going around hard shelling everyone

by cvcoleman September 14, 2010

Turtle Shelling

In Call of Duty: MW2, when someone puts a Riot Shield on their back and goes prone so they can not be knifed.

Ah, i'm playing knife only and this guy keeps Turtle Shelling me.

by Mr.Wizenhymer September 8, 2010

Turtle Shelling

The art of hiding an erection while sitting and leaning one's upper torso at a 45 degree angle betwixt one's chest and lap. The owner of said erection then proceeds to arch their back in such a way that makes them appear to be sitting upright. This causes said erection to recede into the body causing a "turtle shell" effect.

"Dude, my Spanish teacher is so hot...she had me turtle shelling all class."

by JoPaGeRi.TBC January 2, 2009

Shemailing

The act of emailing whilst taking a dump. And sounds like shemale which is awesome.

Did you see my email earlier? Yes. Just so you know, I was shemailing you.

by _Stanimal February 14, 2018

Clam Shelling

A medical procedure during which you put on a 15 lb lead cannonball shape module around your testicles to protect them from irradiation. While the procedure is quite cold and difficult to not pinch yourself, it is not that hard as long as you are not attempting to put your penis inside the module.

Patient: "Gahhhhhhhhhh. Phew, Nurse I swear to god this is so difficult, but I have finally completed the Clam Shelling!"

Nurse: “You...uh - you don’t …. uh … You don’t actually have to put your penis in it?”

by Fearfulcat November 22, 2015

shearling

Coat that was in style in the 80's
Made from Animal Fur

Remember shearlings...I used to stab bitches for their shearlings - Weagle

by peewee2 July 7, 2005

Shitcalling

The act of calling someone while taking a shit. Usually done with the goal of grossing the other person out.

"i shitcalled this kid named robin today"
"i like shitcalling people"

by ilikedashetz July 17, 2009