by ReggyF September 6, 2008
Get the Alan Shearer mug.A person who enjoys using sharp objects to cut the excess wool of of small, unprotecting lambs (Whose names freuqently begin with the letter K and end with N). These vulnerable and pathetic lambs need a strong and big eyed boy whose name may or may not be Will Robinson to shear them frequently. These lambs may also need protection from prowling wolves such as Kendall and Sydney. Beware.
I called on the Lamb Shearer to take care of the poor and helpless little lamb named Kristen Jackson.
Sydney and Kendall almost devoured me, but my fearful Lamb Shearer rescued me from their sharp fangs.
Sydney and Kendall almost devoured me, but my fearful Lamb Shearer rescued me from their sharp fangs.
by The Wolves May 5, 2010
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The patch of hair seperate from the rest of the hair on the head of a man in the middle of male pattern baldness. Like a follicular version of the Oxbow lake. Named after Newcastle and England striker Alan Shearer, this term was popularised by radio DJ's Mark and Lard in the late nineties.
Other people sporting the Alan Shearer Island include Jim Robinson from Neighbours and Steve McDonald from Coronation Street.
Other people sporting the Alan Shearer Island include Jim Robinson from Neighbours and Steve McDonald from Coronation Street.
by Big Jock August 24, 2007
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Ex-Newcastle United Striker responsible for scoring the most goals in the premier league and also getting newcastle united relegated to the coca-cola championship in 2009. (Ironic, No?)
he is illegitamate, he has no birth certificate, received HIV which has in turn caused AIDS which he cant get rid of, hes a dirty black and white bastard.
he is illegitamate, he has no birth certificate, received HIV which has in turn caused AIDS which he cant get rid of, hes a dirty black and white bastard.
Geordies: ALAN SHEARER WILL SAVE US!
*Newcastle relegated*
*Fat Geordies Cry Into Their Scarves, They 'BOYCOUTT' the club, mike ashley is celebrated as a Sunderland Hero.*
*Newcastle relegated*
*Fat Geordies Cry Into Their Scarves, They 'BOYCOUTT' the club, mike ashley is celebrated as a Sunderland Hero.*
by FTM2009 June 29, 2009
Get the Alan Shearer mug.When a person purposely begins a chat on social networking sites like facebook, etc, and then immediately logs off the chat, leaving the person he was talking to bewildered.
Jill sent me an instant message telling me she started chewing skoal and then before I could respond she exited out of the chat.
Dude, she was Pulling a Shearer!
Dude, she was Pulling a Shearer!
by newwwwwb December 29, 2010
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