shave

to remove hair with a razor.

something ALL girls, and guys should do in the down area.

"well..that sucked.. but at least she shaved."

by eff_you July 6, 2005

shave

(see: wordbeard/word)
To negate the beard insult before it is used. The 'shaved' person will usually respond with annoyance because their 'bearding' has gone 'tits up' and they have been out fooled.

Mr A:'The stars are rather bright tonight Mr B', Mr B:'Really?', Mr A:'Shave yes', Mr B:'Oh you narcoleptic omphalos, i was about to beards you, you toss vessel', Mr A:'HA HA HA (pointing at Mr B)'

by BenKenTheBest April 7, 2003

shave

Something every woman on the planet needs to do to their snatch if they expect any self respecting man to tongue it.Should start at about age 11 for the sake of cleanliness and be mandatory by age 16 for sex.

That bitch had one hairy ass cooter, someone otta buy her a razor so she can shave that bush before someone gets lost.If its good enough for the Arab women and the Muslim women, it shud be good enough for American chicks.Even trolls do it most times.

by Jake February 1, 2004

Shave

A failed attempt at screaming "Shame!" at your friend in a moment of desperation. "Shave" is now one of the many ways to bring down a horrible onslaught of shame on the "shavee" (One who gets shaved).

Stupid child: "I don't like Radiohead."
You: "Shave!"

by Hunter_song August 12, 2009

shave

Exceedingly cool. Beyond sweet.

Man, that ride is shave!

by Lalo Monett January 29, 2007

shave

Don't forget to sleep
🖤

And please don't die before i shave your head.
🖤

by Krkič May 2, 2019

Shave

A wonderful surname given by a MIGHT GOD to the hand chosen people. Males will have the most sexy beard and will meat the most beautiful girl. Ladys though will have the smoothest skin and will find a handsome boy.

Shave the best family surname!

by DanTheManDeluxe May 27, 2019