shat on my platoon

A common phrase similar in meaning to 'pissed on my fire', 'burst my bubble' or 'rain on my parade' but on a larger, more revolting scale

'Excuse me, did that gentleman conclusively disprove your life's work, thus rendering it meaningless?'

'Yeah man he totally shat on my platoon'

by Grizzly Q O'Fool May 4, 2009

shat on a turtle.

to have defacated, past tense of "shit", "shat my pants": to indicate surprise. This isn't slang, it is the actual grammatically correct past tense of shit.

it scared me so bad i nearly shat on a turtle...

by jaybiam July 6, 2011

shat on yo mama's black face

1.)An insult usually following nigga please

2.)What you say to your friend instead of doing your mom

"That girl just shat on yo mama's black face!"

by JoHn_KaYlOr October 9, 2011

shat on a turtle

when you take out your dip and place it on a turtle

dude that poor turtle went back in his shell after u shat in him.

that turtle almost died from smellin that skoal vanilla after u shat on the turtle

by patrick March 27, 2005

shat on a twat

Another word for shit on a stick

Shat on a twat, get your shat on a twat only for $2

by dictionarydoge December 25, 2016

Shat On A Cat

To ruin one self's or another's chance to get pussy.

Guy 1: Dude I didn't end up getting laid last night
Guy 2: Shat on your cat huh?

Guy 1: George shat on a cat at his date.
Girl 1: Damn, he's had blue balls for weeks.

Guy 1: My dad busted into my room when my girlfriend was over and totally shat on my cat.
Guy 2: I feel you bro, my parents make me keep my door open.

by Kiirah June 2, 2018

put on a shat

To make a stink in public or put on a gross display of oneself's unrefined behavior.

"OMG. Did you see how she treated that poor waitress?" "Yeah, she really put on a shat!"

by Mark Bedingfield September 17, 2008