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shittypants 

Someone who inadvertantly shits their pants during a time period which it is highly uncommon for one to soil themselves.

The phrase is usually used behind the soiler's back to make fun of them or to publicly humiliate them without thier common knowledge.
Guy #1: "Dude, that chick got so wasted last night, she passed out and shit her pants"

Guy #2: "No way! What a Shittypants!"

Guy #1: "She even left little shits in the matress, and she doesn't think anybody knows she shit herself!"

Shittypants: "You guys talking about me?"

Guy #2: ........no.
shittypants by morganshittypants October 15, 2008

Smartypants

1. The same thing as a smartass, but put in words you can say around children.

2. A positive connotation used to appreciate a younger one’s brilliant moment (most the time when it would be a basic standard for an older member of society to understand or accomplish).
1.
Kids: what’s couples therapy for.

Tom: well kids it means mom is working on her communication issues.

Lisa: Tom start being a smartypants and put the kids to bed

2.
Teacher: Alright does anyone know what color this is? 💧
2 year old: blue
Teacher: Awww well aren’t you a smartypants
Smartypants by What’s my handle December 31, 2019

Shirtpants 

A shirtpants is someone who acts as though they can speak on concepts in alternative fashion yet they have the fashion sense of a saltine cracker.

A shirtpants could also be used as a term for someone who acts like they know everything about a certain style, or only believes stereotypes about the style, however they don’t wear or otherwise interact with the community.
lolita fashion community: haha cute style and dresses we r having the time of our lives
some shirtpants: YOU ARE TRYING TO DRESS LIKE A KID AND ATTRACT PEDOS!!!1!1!1
lolita community: shut the fuck up you shirtpants
Shirtpants by chromaggia December 18, 2022

shirtpants 

a shirtpants is an insult used against people who do not engage in alternative fashion yet act like they have a voice in the conversations of these communities.

The term shirtpants can also be used for:
people who call every fashion style that doesn’t look like every white girl or boy “emo”
• people who believe damn near every stereotype about a fashion style
• people who act as though they know everything about a style besides not wearing the style or interacting with members of this community.

all in all, a shirtpants is the smartass of fashion
lolita fashion community: *having the time of their lives*
some shirtpants: omg emos lol, y’all are trying to get older guys haha
lolita community: shut the fuck up you saltine cracker built ass shirtpants
shirtpants by chromaggia December 18, 2022

smartypants

vision: clear
worries: reduced
love: immense
smartypants: "I am glad we are spending this day together. Yes the situation is complicated but we can find a way because we are clever." 🖤
smartypants by Krkič April 14, 2019

Facebook Smartypants 

A person who uses Facebook as a way of making snide, yet humorous comments about his or her friends.
Jack Thompson: Is pumped for Saturday night at the pub!

Facebook Smartypants: Of course you are - you're an alcoholic.