Sharkattack

When you get eaten by a shark

I lost a lot of blood in my sharkattack

by Jo Mamama May 26, 2018

Shartuation

A terrible set of circumstances one finds oneself in - a shart of a situation.

Sounds like you've found yourself in quite the shartuation

by v.ironworks September 28, 2018

sharkattackdan

SharkattackDan is an amazing person that plays the ps4, he is the smallest person you will ever meet. Used against dwarfs with squeaking voices

Omg ur such an SharkattackDan

by AnakinGroundWalker November 16, 2020

Shartkakke

Like a standard Bukkake
But with poo particles instead of semen
The reciever is farted on point blank range by a large group of people after they have consumed extrememly volatile gas producing foods. It then amplified with an enema, laxatives or both to give desired effect, the reciever cops a large amount of sharticles/fecal matter to the face.

Pronounced Shart-Kark-E

Dude I went to a party the other night and they had a huge platter of beans, garlic and onions filled with laxatives. The hosts of the party then placed me in the middle of a circle and proceded to shove an enema up their asses and shat all over me!!

Me - You were in the middle of Shartkakke party!!

by Roboroach69 August 6, 2022

shartathon

When one or more men or women let wet farts go either simultaneously or consecutively.

Holy shit Mike and Jason just had a shartathon over there they are going to need new pants for sure.

by Knucklenuts8888 February 23, 2025