shart

When one attempts to fart but shit is simultaneously ejected whilst farting.

I know it happens to everyone, but you can't admit that you just sharted; make up an excuse to go home and change your undies.

by mistermic June 1, 2006

shart

When you try to fart and a poo comes out instead!

JAKE K. sharts himself everyday

ohh I sharted

it appears I have sharted myself oh dear

by 1337 5h4r+3r May 13, 2005

shart

When attempting to pass gas, you accidentally leave a "skid mark" (or worse).

The opposite of that old graffitti verse, "Here I sit, broken-hearted. Came to shit, but only farted." In this case you wanted to fart, but crap is what you got. This is especially true if you're over 50. Like Dad used to say, "Never trust a fart"!
"Did you fart?" "No, I think I SHARTED!"

by bobby shart August 28, 2009

shart

A huge fart with a lump in it.

As I was attempting to drive home from the local chinese restaurant, I shart myself before reaching the oval office in time.

by Big Shartman III January 5, 2005

shart

When you fart and shit comes out with it

Ben sharted his pants after he forced a fart.

by rebelwith a cause May 12, 2006

shart

To feel an explosion of gas about to shoot out except shit spit fires with juice all down your leg.

1. Coco I feel so bloated, maybe I have gas..let me try and release my air...ahhhhhhh holy shit, I just sharted everywhere.

2. Please, don't make me laugh anymore..I swear I'm going to fart..Oh my god here it comes..oh nooo I just shart and it went through my pants.

3. AAAAAAHHHH CHHHUUUUU...F@#$ I'm crying because I just sharted!

by I SLEPT WITH NELLY! April 16, 2006

shart

A fart with "substance"

Aw lawd, i sharted on the lawn and used it as bait to catch deer

by RetyTheLlama February 3, 2008