(noun) An alcoholic beverage, typically one standard drink (0.6 oz pure ethanol), consumed at the start of one's day. The intended goal of a morning sharpener is, as the name implies, to "sharpen" one's mental accuity, mood and motivation. However, much like getting high before a stressful, high pressure event, it often has the opposite effect.
Similar to irish coffee, morning joe and wake and bake.
Similar to irish coffee, morning joe and wake and bake.
"What's up with Joe today?"
"Oh, he ran out of sauce for his morning sharpener. He's feeling a bit twitchy, is all."
"Poor bastard."
"Oh, he ran out of sauce for his morning sharpener. He's feeling a bit twitchy, is all."
"Poor bastard."
by CredibleHulk84 September 20, 2017
Get the Morning Sharpenermug. When low and middle level managers and supervisiors stand around and brag up various achevements and decisions that to any rational outside observer appear highly overrated at best and approaching fiascos at worst.
Geez Dennis and Jim have stood around all day penis sharpening about what they did during the blizzard.
by wittle buddy squarepants February 18, 2010
Get the Penis Sharpeningmug. the act of when while a girl and a guy are having sex the guy lays down and holds his dick straight as she spins as she goes up and down.
by big mike5334 September 26, 2010
Get the sharpening the pencilmug. A sexual activity in which one man's penis enters through another mans ass and the other man's penis is spun around in a clockwise motion, similar to the hand crank on a pencil sharpener.
by ArethasUrethra February 24, 2013
Get the Pencil Sharpenermug. by bigjackhauf February 7, 2015
Get the The Pencil Sharpenermug. Example 1
“Give me six hours to chop down a tree and I will firstly ask tm what 'sharpen the saw' means, then i will proceed to spend the first four hours sharpening the saw.”
Example 2
CF: "What have you been up to mate?"
TM: "Not much, just Sharpening the saw"
CF: "True"
“Give me six hours to chop down a tree and I will firstly ask tm what 'sharpen the saw' means, then i will proceed to spend the first four hours sharpening the saw.”
Example 2
CF: "What have you been up to mate?"
TM: "Not much, just Sharpening the saw"
CF: "True"
by thetruthlaverdad July 2, 2020
Get the sharpen the sawmug. by cockmasterv February 18, 2011
Get the cock sharpenermug.