Term used by an unelected government authority to describe Wall Street investment banks, and community members that are invested in the outcome of a public works project by the mere virtue of their privileged sociological status.
NOTE: The term stakeholders is NEVER inclusive of the poor people most-impacted by the decisions of the specific unelected authority, and are most always subject to bear the heaviest burden of said decisions in the form of tolls, taxes, if not death.
NOTE: The term stakeholders is NEVER inclusive of the poor people most-impacted by the decisions of the specific unelected authority, and are most always subject to bear the heaviest burden of said decisions in the form of tolls, taxes, if not death.
Dude, whoa. The Clinton years are over. You can't reference 'community members' in that mission statement. It's stakeholders' now.
The Louisville and Southern Indiana Bridges Authority wants their project to create a tremendous amount of opportunities for all their stakeholders.
The Louisville and Southern Indiana Bridges Authority wants their project to create a tremendous amount of opportunities for all their stakeholders.
by curtster December 26, 2010
Get the stakeholder mug.A person, holding shares of stock, who is nervous or anxious about losing their money.
Emotionally cannot handle downward market fluctuations in the stock or other financial trading markets.
Emotionally cannot handle downward market fluctuations in the stock or other financial trading markets.
Man, Gurdeep keeps messaging me every day about this stock! He's not a shareholder he's a scareholder.
Jimmy's going to die of stress #scareholder
Jimmy's going to die of stress #scareholder
by r2verma January 21, 2021
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A process of finding the people who are important and have to say yes to make it work, as well as finding the people who are annoying and will say no to stop it from happening.
Gary: At our next Stakeholders Analysis we have to add Linda as a stakeholder because she is the Director and she gets the final say.
Dave: Ok, we also have to add Rob because he's just going to whine and complain and ruin everything if we don't involve him.
Dave: Ok, we also have to add Rob because he's just going to whine and complain and ruin everything if we don't involve him.
by Orzo Nacirema June 22, 2017
Get the stakeholders analysis mug.A senior member of a team who hadn't been involved in the development of a project who then comes in and completely changes the goals or "doesn't like" something the entire team has worked toward and agrres with.
Jill didn't show the brief to her boss, a mystery stakeholder, and now after months of work - he's canceled it because he doesn't like the green color that was used.
by businessSlang September 16, 2012
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Skate-holder
Not to be confused with stakeholder, a skateholder is someone who hangs around a skate park just holding a skate board and not actually using it
Skate-holder
Not to be confused with stakeholder, a skateholder is someone who hangs around a skate park just holding a skate board and not actually using it
Person 1:"look at the skateholder over there"
Person 2:"fucking filthy"
Skateholder:"sick grind dude, I'd shred but you my arms... And my throats kinda sore"
Person 2:"fucking filthy"
Skateholder:"sick grind dude, I'd shred but you my arms... And my throats kinda sore"
by Godbutbetter January 30, 2018
Get the Skateholder mug.A neologism blending shareholder and HODL (crypto slang for “hold”), used satirically to describe an extractive investor or corporate executive who:
- Clings to equity and short-term profits regardless of a company’s long-term sustainability.
- Pushes extractive practices such as buybacks, dividends, or aggressive cost-cutting that benefit shareholders at the expense of workers, customers, or society.
- Embodies the dogmatic logic of financial capitalism, prioritizing shareholder enrichment while ignoring stakeholder well-being.
- Clings to equity and short-term profits regardless of a company’s long-term sustainability.
- Pushes extractive practices such as buybacks, dividends, or aggressive cost-cutting that benefit shareholders at the expense of workers, customers, or society.
- Embodies the dogmatic logic of financial capitalism, prioritizing shareholder enrichment while ignoring stakeholder well-being.
“The boardroom was packed with sharehodlers demanding another stock buyback while the company’s workers hadn’t seen a raise in years.”
by StressedDesserts August 27, 2025
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Dairy - breasts.
Share Holder - vested interests in having a good set of hooters to play with.
Dairy - breasts.
Share Holder - vested interests in having a good set of hooters to play with.
Dennis loved Harriet very much. He would love her even more if she had a decent set of norks. I guess Dennis could be described as a Dairy Share Holder.
by amulet_1972 April 30, 2010
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